*Winter walked into his room, looking around, before something out. It was a piece of Darkstalker's scroll*

Winter: Finally! Now, what to write...?

*Winter thought for a moment, then got an idea*

Winter: Oh, this going to be rich!

Later:

*in the prey center*

Qibli: Hey, Turtle, can I have piece of your seal?

Turtle: Not a fucking chance.

*suddenly, everyone is turned into living plushes*

Qibli: What the--

Winter: MWAHAHAHA!

Kinkajou: Winter! Why did turn us into plush dolls!?

Winter: Because I like being an asshole.

Tsunami: WHAT TOM FUCKERY IS THIS!?

Tsunami: WINTER!

*Tsunami stepped towards him*

Tsunami: *squeak! squeak! squeak!*

Tsunami: Crap, why do squeak when I walk now?

Tsunami: Winter-- *squeak!* Fuck-- Winter, turn us back!

Winter: No can do, I'm loving this too much.

Kinkajou: That's it...

Kinkajou: PLUSHES! COMBINE AND ATTACK!

Winter: Ha! Like that's gonna-- SHIT!

*Winter was immediately buried in plushes*

Winter: *muffled screaming*

Qibli: How long does this spell last?

*Winter managed to poke his head out of the pile*

Winter: *gasp!*

Winter: It will wear off until the end of the day.

Qibli: Then, we'll just have to stay like this until it does.

Winter: C'mon! Can this get any worse?

*a bird flew over, and did it's business on his head*

Winter: IT WAS A HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!