*Turtle was outside the mountain, and promptly rested against a tree*

???: Move your ass!

*Turtle yelped, and leaped to his feet*

Turtle: Who was that?

Winter: It's Winter! Look behind you!

*Turtle turned towards the tree, shocked*

Turtle: Winter...you became a tree?

Winter: No shit.

Turtle: So, you're just going to stand there for the time being?

Winter: There's literally nothing else I can do.

Turtle: Oh.

Turtle: Do you need anything, or...?

Winter: No, I think I-- Actually! Could get me some water from a watering can? And some fertilizer, I'm really craving some right now.

Turtle: Right. I'll be right back *leaves*

Winter: ...

Winter: Well, at least nothing bad will happen as long as I do nothing--

Winter: Ow! What the fuck?

*Webs stepped out from behind Winter, confused*

Webs: Who's that?

Winter: Me! Did you just carve in me!?

Webs: Talking tree? Yeah, I did.

Winter: Why?

Webs: Oh, I was just marking the days until my retirement...or death, either one.

Winter: Well, fuck off!

Webs: Fine *walks off*

Winter: *sigh* What a nightmare--

Winter: OW! Fuck!

*Flames steps out from behind him*

Flame: What the hell? Winter?

Winter: Yes, it's me!

Flame: Wow, your dares went so far as to turn you into a fucking tree.

Winter: Yeah, and what are you carving in this tree!?

Flame: Uh, non of your business!

Winter: If I didn't know any better, I would assume you were carving a heart, with the letters--  

Flame: It's nothing! Nothing, I tell you!

Winter: You can't fool me with your bi ass, Flame. Also, I know Pike is with you.

Pike: Shit! He knows!

Flame: Shut the fuck up, will you!?

Flame: We'll be going! *ushers Pike away*

Winter: Finally...some quiet time--

*an acorn fell from the branch*

Winter: Da fuck?

*there were a bunch squirrels in his branches*

Winter: HEY! GET OUTTA THERE!

Squirrels: ....

Squirrels: *😈*

Winter: *internal screaming*

Later:

Turtle: What happened to you?

*Winter was back to normal, but now a complete wreck*

Winter: Well, I got a knife plunged into me twice, and I got mugged by asshole squirrels.

Turtle: Oh.

Turtle: On the bright side, I got your fertilizer.

Winter: Fuck you...