*Winter is having a normal day*

Winter: What a normal day.

*poof!*

*Winter is suddenly turned into a kitten*

Winter: What the hell!?

Winter: Why do I feel like a fucking plush doll?

Dawn: Ooh! What's this?

Winter: Sweetie, help me!

Dawn: Aww! It's meows are so cute!

Winter: Meows? She can't understand me!? Oh, isn't this swell!

*Dawn gently picked Winter up, and carried him away*

Later:

Dawn: Look what I got, guys! A kitten!

*Armadillo and Vanilla looked at Winter curiously*

Armadillo: You didn't pick him up from the street right? We might need shots if he bites us?

Dawn: I found him in the hall, and he's harmless.

Vanilla: He sure doesn't look vicious or diseased.

Dawn: He looks cold, though. Maybe, we should give him a sweater!

Winter: Shiiiiit!

Armadillo: Where are we gonna find a sweater his size--

Kinkajou: *barges in* Did someone say mini sweaters?

Armadillo: Uh, not exactly, and why were you in our closet--

Dawn: Aunt Kinkajou! I found this kitten, can you see if you have a sweater for him?

Kinkajou: Let's see this kitten.

*Dawn hands over Winter, and Kinkajou squinted at him*

Winter: Kinkajou! Help me!

Kinkajou: Huh. His blue eyes kinda remind me of...

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: >:}

Kinkajou: I know just the right sweater for this little guy.

Kids: Yay!

Kinkajou: *whispers* Suck it, Winter.

Winter: You little shit.

Later:

*Winter is now dressed in the most itchy sweater possible*

Kinkajou: Aww! He likes it!

Winter: *hiss!*

Armadillo: Are you sure about that?

Kinkajou: Of course--

*Winter suddenly turns back into a dragon, shredding the sweater*

Kinkajou: My hard work!

Winter: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Kinkajou: Well, bye kids! *flees*

Winter: *chases after her*

Dawn: What...

Armadillo: Just happen?

Vanilla: ...

Vanilla: Oh! You guys didn't know that was Father? Oh, OK...