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Dare #66

Umber: Let. Me. GO!

Turtle: Umber, calm down!

Umber: No! You're keeping me away from my husband, who's in the HOSPITAL!

*the Jade Winglet was holding Umber in place*

Moonwatcher: It's not like we don't want to, but you know how get when you're like this.

Kinkajou: Yeah, you start flipping tables and shit.

Umber: I don't care! I'm gonna see Shrapnel, even if it kills you.

Turtle: You mean, if it kills you.

Umber: Did I fucking stutter?

Peril: Maybe we should--

Umber: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK!

Peril: Oop, my bad...

Turtle: Umber, you're not moving from this spot!

Umber: That's it...

Umber: I'm. Going. Fucking. FERAL!

Kinkajou: Oh sh--

Later:

*Winter and Shrapnel were eating pudding, still in the hospital*

Winter: You know, hospital food is not as good as it use to be.

Shrapnel: *mumbles in agreement*

*CRASH!*

Winter: What was that?

Shrapnel: I dunno, maybe--

*Suddenly, Umber crashed through the wall, then collapsed onto the floor*

Umber: *pant! pant!*

Umber: Hey, Shrapnel!

Shrapnel: Umber!

Umber: I wanted to know if you were alright.

Shrapnel: Oh, I'm fine now, no need to worry.

Winter: Did you just break through a fucking wall?

Umber: Oh, yeah...if you'll excuse me *faints*

Winter: Aaaand, we might need another hospital bed.

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