Coldburn: This was a mistake.

*Coldburn was having a dinner date with Peril, and Peril was currently devouring her spaghetti*

Coldburn: Shouldn't you eat...slower?

Peril: I could, but they would burn to a crisp.

Coldburn: Oh, but you're slipping everywhere--

Peril: *NOM! NOM!*

Coldburn: ...Peril--

Peril: *NOM!*

Coldburn: ...

Peril: *NOM! NOM! NOM!*

Peril: What were you saying?

Coldburn: Uh...CHECK PLEASE!

*Kinkajou comes out in a waitress costume*

Kinkajou: That won't be necessary.

Coldburn: Why is that?

Kinkajou: Because I spend a hell of a lot money of this, and I'm hoping for a chance of romance.

Coldburn: Dude, I'm gay!

Kinkajou: ....wut?

Coldburn: I. Like. Dudes.

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: If you'll excuse me.

*Kinkajou flips table*

Kinkajou: ARRGH! ALL THAT MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN! >:0

Peril: MY SPAGHETTI!