Jayfeather: And then Squirrelflight lied about being my mother.

Winter: No she didn't!

Jayfeather: Uh huh, she did.

Winter: Oh! That bitch.

Jayfeather: And if that isn't enough, my sister got crushed by a rock, I got beat up by my half brother, a have a dead old man is falling me around, and I teach lousy apprentices who can't tell deathberries from red blueberries.

Winter: Huh, good to know I'm not the only one with a shitty life. 

Kinkajou: Oh! Is that so?

Winter: *sigh* Kinkajou--

Kinkajou: Well, I seem to recall that I: Don't have a biological family, was kidnapped for a majority of time and no one from the village came looking for me, I got struck by venom, got smacked in the head, entered a coma for days! And by the end I rose above it all, and saved Pyrrhia.

Winter: What's your point?

Kinkajou: My point is: How the fuck did a dragon with daddy issues get a book, and I didn't?

Winter: ...

Jayfeather: ....She got a point.