Kinkajou: Aww! A kitty!

*Kinkajou reaches to pat the cat*

Jayfeather: *bats her talon away* Are you trying give me a disease?

Kinkajou: Hey! Don't be mean.

Jayfeather: Girl, it's the truth.

Kinkajou: I could throw you across the room right now, you know?

Jayfeather: No offense, but your deaf perspectivism might be worse than mine.

Kinkajou: That's not true! At least I'm not blind.

Jayfeather: At least, I'm spared from looking at your face.

Kinkajou: YOU--

Winter: Kinkajou, are you bothering Jayfeather?

Kinkajou: He's bothering me!

Jayfeather: You're the weirdo who randomly decided to pet me without asking.

Kinkajou: That's what you do with cats! You can't pass a cat, without petting them. They don't need no consent.

Kinkajou: And why is this grumpy grump here? I don't need two Winters in my life.

Winter: Jayfeather is great! Him and I have so much in common. We both hate socialising, we both hate traditions--

Kinkajou: So in summery: you both hate everything.

Winter: Exactly!

Jayfeather: Not to mention, we both have siblings.

Winter: Yeah-- Wait. Do also happen to have a goofball brother and a murderous sister?

Jayfeather: ...Actually, yeah.

Winter: Oh my god! It's so crazy how similar we are...minus the blind part, of course.

Jayfeather: Speaking of blind. Can you tell me exactly where I am? I have to return to my Clan soon.

Winter: Uh...

Kinkajou: Dude, you're in the mountains.

Jayfeather: OK, is this where your Clan lives?

Kinkajou: We don't have a Clan.

Jayfeather: Oh, are you rogue cats by any chance?

Kinkajou: We're not cats.

Jayfeather: ...

Jayfeather: Don't mind me asking, but what in StarClan is this place?

Winter: A place called Pyrrhia.

Jayfeather: Oh, OK...

Jayfeather: WHAT THE F--