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Dare #46

*in the prey center*

Flame: Arrgh! My talon is killing me!

Anemone: What's wrong? Did you sleep on it?

Flame: No, I hurt it while punching Pike in the face.

Flame: And now my knuckles are aching like crazy!

Anemone: Oh, stop being a baby--

Kinkajou: DID I HEAR SOMEONE HAD A HURT TALON?

Anemone: Shit! You're so loud!

Kinkajou: I know how to heal your talon, Flamey.

Flame: Don't call me that. And, how can a RainWing fix my talon?

Kinkajou: Like this.

*Kinkajou stood really close to Flame*

Flame: What the fu--

Kinkajou: Sshhh! It's working...

Flame: What are you--

*Flame paused, and looked at his talon in shock. He stretched his claws*

Flame: The pain is gone.

Kinkajou: Your welcome!

Flame: Well, thanks, I guess *walks off*

Kinkajou: All a good deeds well done!

Kinkajou: Now, where else can I use my new cursescales?

---

Tsunami: Man, I trained way too hard today. My back hurts so much--

Kinkajou: *jumps out of bush* HEALED!

Tsunami: Ahh! What the fuck?!

---

Turtle: Oop! Accidentally got a paper cut.

Turtle: Well, it's no biggie.

Kinkajou: You are now healed!

Turtle: But, it's just a little--

Kinkajou: I said you're HEALED!

---

Stonemover: ...

Stonemover: Well, I'm over 40 years old, time to accept the sweet relief of death.

Kinkajou: HEALED! You are now 10 years younger!

Stonemover: Ah, fuck!

Kinkajou: Your welcome! 

Later:

Qibli: Kinkajou, are you sure it's safe to be around dragons? You know what your cursescales can do when they touch anyone...

Kinkajou: Relax! I'm helping my fellow peers. These scales are a gift.

*suddenly, a butterfly flew past*

Kinkajou: Aww! Hey there, little guy!

*The butterfly lands on Kinkajou's claw, before instantly collapsing onto the floor*

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: NOOOOOOO! WHY!?

Qibli: I tried to warn you.

Kinkajou: *sobs* THESE SCALES ARE A CURSE! A CURSE, I SAY!!

Qibli: That's why they're called cursescales.

Kinkajou: Qibli, shut the fuck up, and let me mourn for a butterfly.

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