Winter: So, I was dared to read something called Warriors. And, apparently, it's not about warriors, but a bunch of cats playing in the woods.

Qibli: But with blood and gore. You know, for kids! :D

Winter: OK, let's read this cat documentary.

Later:

Winter: OK, I think I might've...fallen in love the series, it's hard to tell.

Qibli: So, what did you like about.

Winter: Well, Jayfeather is obviously the one with any real sense. Tigerstar needs to shut down his clone machine. Scourge is edgier than my cheekbones. And the forbidden romance! Don't get me started that shit!

Qibli: It seems like you're ranting about the series you supposedly love.

Winter: It's part of the community, Qibli, let us bitch in peace.

Qibli: So, are you almost on Veil of Shadows? I can't wait to find out the intruder--

Winter: It's fucking Ashfur! And you fucking know it!

Qibli: OK! OK!