Winter: OK, I got this game, Elderscrolls V Skyrim, and I was dared to play it.

*Winter puts on the game, and begins to play*

Qibli: OK, since we're beginners, maybe we should start--

Winter: When do I bitch slap some dragons?

Qibli: Dude, you are a dragon.

Winter: Doesn't mean I don't have the urge beat the shit out of other dragons.

Qibli: We shouldn't have given up on those anger management classes.

Winter: Those classes were a cult, and you know it!

Later:

Qibli: Winter, shouldn't you be saving your money for healing potions--

Winter: Uh, no. Have you seen this badass sword?

Qibli: But, Winter you might need it.

Winter: Pfft! I'll be fine.

Literally 10 seconds later:

Winter: FUCK!

Qibli: Told you so.

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Winter: You know, despite this place being a hellish landscape, it's actually quite-- AH! A DRAGON!

Qibli: Quick! Kill it!

Winter: Fool! It is ten times my size!

*Winter's aviator dies*

Winter: Dammit! Dragons are the worse!

Qibli: You are still a dragon.

Winter: Oh yeah...

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Winter: Finally! I am so close to defeating world eater what's his name.

Qibli: Alduin.

Winter: Whatever. Now to--

*Winter's aviator gets killed*

Winter: What the hell!? What happened!?

Qibli: I think someone stole your shit.

Winter: I have to start over now!

Winter: *😬*

*Winter stomps off*

Qibli: And where are you going.

Winter: Going to have a chat with someone.

Meanwhile:

Kinkajou: *playing Skyrim*

Kinkajou: Hahaha! I love committing theft.

Winter: *barges in* I KNEW IT WAS YOU!

Kinkajou: Oop! *flees*

Winter: C'mere, you scaly fuck!