Qibli: Winter! Look!

Winter: What--

Qibli: I'm a MudWing!

Winter: ...

Qibli: Isn't this great! I finally have muscles...but I'm so hungry, though.

*Qibli proceeds to empty out the fridge*

Winter: Qibli, what is this? I can't have your fatass eating everything in sight.

Qibli: Hey! I happened to be sensitive about my weight.

Qibli: *nom nom*

Winter: Qibli, I swear to moons almighty, if you eat anymore food, Imma' slap a bitch.

Qibli: Sorry, I was eating your last salmon.

Winter: You don't even like fish!

Winter: That's it! *drags Qibli by the ear*

Qibli: Ow! Where are we going?

Winter: Somewhere you desperately need.

Later:

Deathbringer: Welcome to Deathbringer's Improvement Center!

Qibli: Deathbringer, since when did you owe a gym?

Deathbringer: Since my Queen told me to get a hobby, besides from killing dragons and flirting with her.

Winter: Enough talking. Fix him.

Deathbringer: Alrighty, I just hope he lasts longer than the last MudWing.

*Deathbringer points to Clay, who was laying and gasping on the floor nearby*

Clay: Save yourself...

Qibli: *gulp*

Deathbringer: Let's get started!

Cue workout montage:

Deathbringer: First: lifting weights!

Qibli: *pants* Why are these so heavy...?

Deathbringer: It also helps to have motivational music. *turns on radio*

The eye of the tiger! 🎶

Qibli: No!

Deathbringer: Fine.

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Deathbringer: Next is rope climbing!

Qibli: Why is this rope so slippery?

Deathbringer: My dear Qibli, that isn't a rope, that's a viper.

Viper: *hiss!*

Qibli: Shit!

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Deathbringer: Swimming!

Qibli: *drawing noises*

Qibli: HELP ME!

Deathbringer: I would...but I can't swim.

Qibli: Then, why did you include this lesson!?

Deathbringer: Uh, extra pay?

Qibli: Fuck you!

Later:

Deathbringer: Well, he looked like he had fun.

Qibli: *😵*

Winter: You killed him.

Deathbringer: All in a job's well done!

Winter: I'm suing you.

Deathbringer: Wouldn't be the first time.