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Dare #36

Turtle: ...

Winter: ...

Turtle: No.

Winter: Why not!?

Turtle: Because it's reckless, it's irresponsible, Oh! AND IT'S CRAZY!

Winter: But, Turtle--

Turtle: No buts! I'm not turning you into an animus.

Winter: Just this once, I'll make it worth your while.

Turtle: Nothing you can do, can convince me--

Winter: I'll review all the scrolls you wrote.

Turtle: Deal.

Winter: Yes!

Turtle: But, promise me you won't abuse this power.

Winter: I promise.

Turtle: OK, I enchanted this bracelet for this occasion.

*Turtle slips the bracelet on Winter, and power started to radiate from him*

Winter: Hahaha...You FOOL! I HAVE CROSSED MY FINGERS!

*Winter laughed evilly, while floating off*

Turtle: ....fuck.

Later:

*in the Rainforest, Winter floated over the NightWing village*

Random NightWing: Who the hell is that?

Winter: Attention, NightWings! I came to--

NightWing #1: Why are you floating?

Winter: Cuz' I'm an animus--

NightWing #2: Why can't you just use your wings, dumbass?

Winter: Oh, I suppose-- That's besides the point!

Winter: I came to tell you, that I am now your Supreme Ruler!

Glory: Supreme Ruler my ass! Winter, what are doing?

Winter: I am being menacing and powerful!

Glory: Shut the fuck up! And get out of my kingdom!

Winter: Actually, it will soon be my kingdom! Once I turn everyone here into a grapefruit!

NightWing #3: NOT A GRAPEFRUIT!

Glory: You really want to try that?

Winter: Watch me!

*Winter rose his talons, and suddenly a dark cloud loomed over. The NightWings looked up fearfully, then--*

Winter: *suddenly collapses*

*The dark clouds instantly disappeared, and Winter was currently snoring soundly*

Glory: ...

Glory: Well, time to draw on his face. Everyone!

Everyone: *takes out black markers*

Later:

Kinkajou: So, you enchanted the bracelet to make him sleep if he does something bad with his powers?

Turtle: Yep? And by the time he wakes up, his powers will be gone.

Kinkajou: Haha! You're bad!

Turtle: I know.

*suddenly, a NightWing walked in, dumped a sleeping Winter in the floor, then disappeared. Winter's face was covered in doodles, and there was note that said Return to Sender.

Turtle: Well, this turned out better than I imagined.

Winter: *snore!*

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