Winter: spend a day in the desert?

Winter: Are you trying to get me killed!?

Winter: Whatever, my body coldblooded, so it's probably not that bad--

Later:

Winter: *pants* IT'S BAD! IT'S SO VERY BAD! *pants*

*Winter is in the middle of the desert. Suddenly, a random SandWing passed him*

SandWing: You OK, dude? You need some water?

Winter: Fuck off-- Wait! Yes! I would like some water!

*The SandWing gave Winter a flask, and he drank out of it*

Winter: *cough! cough!*

Winter: What the fuck is that!? It's disgusting!

SandWing: It's cactus water.

Winter: You just brought me closer to death! Begone with you!

SandWing: But--

Winter: I SAID BEGONE! *throws flask at him*

*The SandWing ran away, and Winter collapsed on the sand*

Winter: I'll just rest here, a little bit...

???: Don't look so down!

Winter: What the fuck?

*Winter turned and saw a mini camel with fairy wings*

Winter: What the hell are you supposed to be?

Sparkles: I'm Mr Sparkles! And here to keep you company!

Winter: Fuck to the no.

Sparkles: Don't be like that! Here you go! *gives him a sandwich*

Winter: Aw! This is so thoughtful! Thank you, Mr Sparkles!

*Winter eats into it, but it tasted different...*

Winter: What's in here?

Sparkles: Oh, only salad, meat, and most important of all...

Sparkles: Sand.

Winter: *spits out sand*

Sparkles: MWAHAHAHA!

Winter: MR SPARKLES! WHYYYYYYY!?

The next day:

Qibli: Well, I'm here, but where's-- Ah! There he is!

*Winter was being pecked by vultures, and Qibli quickly shooed them away*

Qibli: Winter, are you alive?

Winter: Arrgh!

Qibli: Good, you're--

Winter: WHERE'S MR SPARKLES! THAT TRAITOR!

Qibli: Great, now you're crazy. Let's go home.

Later at home:

Qibli: So, you hallucinated a camel with wings?

Winter: I know!

Qibli: And his name...was Mr Sparkles?

Vulture: *gasp* HOW DO KNOW THAT NAME!?

Qibli: Uh--

Vulture: I thought I killed that motherfucker! Goddammit!

Winter: Vulture, you and I both know that fucker is invincible.

Qibli: I live with crazy people...