*Winter confronted her family*

Winter: Uh, guys--

Tundra: Who's this bitch?

Winter: It's me, Winter?

Icicle: Winter?

Winter: Yes...because of a dare, I'm now a female...permanently.

IceWings: ...

Winter: ...I know this is shocking, and I know you're disappointed--

Hailstorm: Disappointed? Bro, you're telling this to male who was once a female. I will always support you, sister.

Winter: Thanks, Hailstorm...

Tundra: Well, I'm disappointed.

Winter: Oh...

Tundra: But, I always been disappointed in all my children, and your gender has nothing to do with that. And hey! You can complete against Snowfall now!

Winter: Thanks, I guess.

Tundra: No problem, s--daughter.

Icicle: Well, whatever you got down there, you're still my annoying sibling.

Winter: Same here, asshat.

Cobra: What are we talking about?

Everyone: ...

Winter: Mother, why is she here?

Tundra: Uhhhhh.....

Shrapnel: *pops up* Your mom's a hoe.

Saber: Definitely a hoe.

Tundra: Shut the fuck up, you two!

Winter: I'm going to pretend that never happened.

Cobra: Who's this bitch?

Winter: I'm Winter, you ignorant!

Cobra: My son needs to make up his fucking mind! It's not that hard: banging cheeks or banging dudes.

*Qibli presses against window*

Qibli: IT'S CALLED BISEXUALITY, MOM!

Cobra: That's your Father's hetero side messing with your mind, hon!