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Dare #165

Winter: A game called Dark Souls.

Qibli: Hey, we played roleplaying games before, I don't think this is any different.

Winter: I dunno, I heard this game is pretty hard.

Qibli: I think we can handle it. I just hope Kinkajou doesn't ambush us again.

Winter: Don't worry, that won't happen.

Qibli: How do you--

*Winter opens closet, revealing Kinkajou trapped in chains*

Qibli: ....Winter, this is illegal.

Kinkajou: Very illegal.

Winter: It's not illegal if no one saw.

Qibli: I saw.

Winter: I'll put that on your criminal records.

Qibli: What!?

Winter: Anyway, she'll be freed when we're done playing  *slowly closes closet*

Kinkajou: WAIT, CAN I HAVE SNA-- *closet door shuts*

Later:

Winter: Dammit! DAMMIT!

Qibli: We can't even go through the first few stages!

Winter: Man, we fucking suck.

Kinkajou: Can I come out now?

Winter: No! You stay in there, and enjoy the nice sandwiches Qibli brought you!

Kinkajou: FINE!

Winter: *sighs* This is impossible.

Winter: We need reinforcements...

Later:

Moonwatcher: So, you want us to help you with a game?

Winter: Yes.

Flame: But, why the fuck are we here?

*almost half of the students were there, along with the Jade Winglet*

Qibli: We need all the help we can get.

Anemone: Urgh! You guys are so annoying, all this for some cheap game?

Literal 5 minutes later:

Anemone: FLAME! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND SAVE ME!

*they were all playing the game*

Flame: Bitch! Does it look like I care?

Turtle: Hey, Anemone! If you need help, you can always ask your 10th favorite brother!

Anemone: You're right.

Anemone: Pike, help me out.

Pike: Yes, Your Majesty!

Turtle: Are you serious!?

Anemone: Sorry, you're 11th favorite brother now.

Turtle: Why!?

Anemone: I dunno, you ask too much questions.

Turtle: ...Uh, just let me-- WHOOPS!

Anemone: Turtle, you just killed me!

Turtle: My bad :)

Winter: Tamarin, why are you standing around!?

Tamarin: I'm not sure, maybe it's because-- you gave a controller to a blind dragon and expected her to do shit!

Winter: Good point.

Qibli: Winter! These reinforcements are not working! If anything, they're making things worse!

Winter: OK. I didn't want to do this...but it's our last resort.

*Winter walks up to the closet, and opens it, causing Kinkajou to fall out*

Winter: We need your help *takes off chains*

Kinkajou: Well, well. Look who finally came to his senses.

Winter: Whatever, just do the shit.

Kinkajou: With pleasure *takes controller*

Kinkajou: Now, let's see--

*games sounds*

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: Oops. I died.

Winter: What!? But we were nearly by the final boss!

Kinkajou: What did you expect? I never played this before.

Winter: I-I just...go back in the chains.

Kinkajou: I ain't going back--

*Winter pushes her over and wraps her into a tight blanket burrito*

Winter: You. Stay. Here. Young. Lady.

Winter: And think about what you done.

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: Great, now I have to sleep.

Kinkajou: *snores*




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