(AN/ I'm not dead! I just been really sick (NOT CORONA), so I didn't have the energy to post, so that's why I posted so late. I might most of the dares until tomorrow. Sorry!)
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Qibli: Winter, you're a male!...and fluffy.

*Winter had permanent fluff around his neck*

Winter: Don't fucking mention it in my presence.

Dawn: Dad, you look so cute!

Winter: Grrrrrr!

Kinkajou: He's like a grumpy floofball!

Turtle: So, what's with this?

Winter: Well, I can only be male...if I have to stay like this from now on.

Moonwatcher: Cute--

Winter: No! I'm gonna shave it off right this instant!

*Winter went to bathroom, there was a sound of a razor, before it stopped*

Qibli: Did you shave it off?

Winter: Yeah...

Qibli: So--

Winter: It grew back.

Qibli: What?

Winter: IT FUCKING GREW, AND I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT!

Qibli: Oh jeez...