*A video camera turns on, and Winter's in front of it*

Winter: Is it on? Is it fucking-- Oh! It is? Good.

Winter: Hello everyone! Welcome to my very own TV show!

Winter: Today, we'll be--

*Kinkajou pops up*

Kinkajou: Ooh! Are we on TV!?

Winter: Kinkajou, get the fuck out.

Kinkajou: No way! Momma wants to be famous!

Winter: WOULD YOU JUST--

Moonwatcher: This is very interesting.

Winter: Moon, I swear to god--

Turtle: Winter, I can't hold this any--

*drops boom mic onto Winter's head*

Winter: Ow! You son of a--

Qibli: Hey, there's no need to shout.

Winter: Speak for yourself! This isn't your show!

Qibli: C'mon, this only costs like...10 dollars?

Winter: Uh...1000 dollars, actually.

Qibli: ...

Qibli: WHAT THE FUUUUCK!?

Winter: Hey, it's my money I'm paying with!

Qibli: It's about priority, asshat!

Kinkajou: I wanna be on TV! I wanna be on TV!

Turtle: You are on TV! Calm down, Kinkajou.

Moonwatcher: I should've went to college...

Umber: You guys need a representing gay in your cast?

Winter: GET THE FUCK OUT, UMBER.

Umber: OK, but Tumbler is going to eat you up and swallow you.

Meanwhile:

*Flame and Anemone were watching the whole commotion on TV*

Flame: Da fuck is this shit?

Anemone: Arrgh! Change it to something else!

*Flame nodded, before changing the channel*

"I thought we had bonding moment? I cradled you in my arms!*

"Nope, never happened*

Anemone: Now we're talking *eat popcorn*

Flame: Ha! They're so gay.

Anemone: Mmm.