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Dare #148

*There is a ceremony being thrown in the hall of the Academy, Allatos and Moonwatcher were on the balcony*

Turtle: If there's anyone who objects to this wedding, please speak up or forever hold your peace.

Tundra: *rises hand*

Turtle: Do you wanna object to this wedding?

Tundra: Nah, I'm just wondering why the fuck am I here?

Hailstorm: Mother, calm down.

Shrapnel: Yes, control yourself, woman.

Tundra: Just saying, the only reason I'm here is because Glacier is a hoe.

Allatos: *sigh* Please skip to the last part, Turtle.

Turtle: Got it! I know pronounce you husband and wife.

*Moon and Allatos kissed, and everyone cheered*

Secretkeeper: *sniff!" I'm so happy for my daughter! If only her father was here to see this.

Turtle: Well, I have good news for you.

Secretkeeper: What?

Moonwatcher: Yes, Turtle. What?

Turtle: You'll see in a minute. Come in!

*a dragon suddenly stepped in. Everyone gasped. It was Morrowseer!*

Turtle: Surprise! I brought your father back to life!

Morrowseer: What is ugly-ass place?

Everyone: ...

Tsunami: ......TURTLE!!!

Turtle: Huh?

*Tsunami falls down and punches the floor*

Tsunami: TURTLE, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKERY FUCK!?

Turtle: I feel like I did something wrong...

Morrowseer: I am unanswered.

Moonwatcher: Hey, Dad...

Morrowseer: Huh?

Moonwatcher: I'm your daughter.

Morrowseer: Oh.....who's this weird looking motherfucker? *points to Allatos*

Allatos: Her husband *😑*

Morrowseer: Hmmm....so I'm gonna have ugly grandchildren now?

Winter: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

Moon & Allatos: *facepalms*

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