Winter: ARRGH! WHEN IS MONTH GOING TO END!?

Turtle: What's wrong with Winter?

Kinkajou: She's on her--

Winter: TURTLE, YOU RAT ASS BITCHASS PIECE OF SHIT! YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO MY PERFECT BODY! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH! HOW IN THE TOMFUCKERY AM I GONNA LIVE LIKE THIS WHEN MY STOMACH IS ACHING LIKE HELL!?

Kinkajou: ....Well, that was almost every curse word in her vocabulary.

Moonwatcher: You really pissed her off, Turtle.

Turtle: *gulp*

Qibli: *comes in* Winter!

Winter: WHAT FUCKING NOW?

Qibli: There's a chance for you to go back to male!

Winter: Really?

Qibli: You just have to choose between staying female, or being male again...but also adopting a LeafWing.

Winter: ...

Winter: GODDAMMIT! FUCKING SHITBALLS FULL OF BITCH NIBBLETS!

Kinkajou: OK, now that's all.

Later:

Qibli: We're calling him Basil! *holds up baby LeafWing*

Winter: *now male*

Winter: >:(

Armadillo: Come on, don't you like Basil?

Winter: He's my son, of course I'm happy. But, let me bitch in peace.

Winter: >:(