Winter: I was dared to do whatever Bandit says. Luckily, I managed to teach him more Dragon.

Bandit: Are you ready, Winter?

Winter Sure, lay it on me. You want me play fetch with you or something.

Bandit: Actually, I was thinking along the lines of...

Bandit: Breaking into the sand dragon hold, stealing treasure and giving it to my village.

Winter: ...

Winter: You're joking right?

Bandit: Nope.

Winter: How can I even do that!?

Bandit: You have to figure it out, and remember, you have to do everything I say.

Winter: You little shit.

Bandit: Yes, I'm aware.

Later:

*Winter is sneaking into Thorn's treasury*

Winter: Jeez, this was easy as hell.

*Winter puts the gold and jewels into a sack, when--*

Thorn: What the fuck is this?

Winter: Oop!

Thorn: Winter, what are you doing stealing from me!?

Winter: Thorn, I can explain.

Winter: *throws gold bar at her*

Thorn: Ow! Fuck!

Winter: I'm sorry! Eat my ass! *escapes*

Later:

Winter: Well, here's ya gold, you nuggets.

*the scavengers looked at him in terror*

Winter: *scoff* Just when I thought they'd be more grateful!

Bandit: Winter, you threw a gold bar at one's head.

Winter: He sucked at catching! And at least he's alive!

Scavenger: *😵*