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Dare #121

*Winter suddenly transported to the world Undertale*

*crash!*

Winter: Fuck!

Winter: OK, where the fuck am I?

*suddenly, Flowey sprouted from the earth*

Flowey: Hello--

Winter: AHHHHH! *stomps on him*

Flowey: *rip*

Winter: Ew. OK, now I know where I am. Guess, I have to find my out.

Later:

*Winter was talking to Toriel*

Winter: For the last time lady, I am not your fucking child.

*Toriel noises*

Winter: I can't understand the fuck you're saying. Also, may add, I find it incredibly unsettling how you keep the corpses of your children in your basement.

*Toriel noises*

Winter: YES, I WANT A SNACK! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING?

Later:

*Winter and Sans stood together, looking at a dead Papyrus*

Winter: Oops! My bad! Should've looked before stepping on the poor guy.

Sans: ...

Winter: Uh, you guys are like undead, right? I'm sure he'll come back to life any moment now.

Winter: ...

Winter: Any moment now.

*complete silence*

Winter: So... *flees*

Winter: I'LL PAY FOR THE FUNERAL BILL!

Later:

*at Grillbsy's*

Winter: OK, you fashionably dressed fireball, give me another ketchup bottle.

*Grillbsy takes his order*

Kinkajou: Hey, Winter.

Winter: Kinkajou!? Where the fuck did you come from?

Kinkajou: Oh, I just followed a demonic child with a green sweater.

Winter: You know how to get out here?

Kinkajou: Yep! But first...

Kinkajou: FREE FOOD! MY FRIEND IS PAYING FOR ALL!

Everyone: *cheers*

Winter: Evil!

Kinkajou: And don't forget it *sips ketchup bottle*

Kinkajou: *pukes*

Kinkajou: WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA!?


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