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Dare #11

Kinkajou: Hey guys, wanna hang out--

*Kinkajou paused, when she entered the room, and saw both Winter and Qibli floating in midair, with glowing eyes*

Kinkajou: What the f--

Winter: Who dares enter our chambers?

Qibli: State your business, intruder.

Kinkajou: Uh, I'm Kinkajou and I wanted to invite you guys to a picnic. Also, what happened to you two?

Qibli: We have been granted immortality.

Kinkajou: But, what does that have to do with the floaty stuff and glowing eyes?

Winter: We have no fucking clue.

Kinkajou: Well, this is some next level surreal shit. Can you guys change back?

Qibli: Why would we want to do that?

Kinkajou: Cuz' you look weird.

Winter: HOW DARE YOU? YOU ARE INSULTING A HIGHER BEING!

Kinkajou: That's what I do.

Winter: That's it! Begone.

Kinkajou: But--

Winter: BEGONE!

*With a flick of his talon, Kinkajou was whished out of the room*

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: They fucking kicked me out!

Later:

Kinkajou: Qibli and Winter are no fun when they're immortal beings!

Turtle: Wait, immortal what?

Moonwatcher: Well, what do you suppose we do?

Kinkajou: *lightbulb*

Kinkajou: We do the same thing we did last time *evil grin*

Later:

Winter: How dare you enter our presence again.

Kinkajou: Please! I am merely a lowerclassman! Please have mercy on me!

Qibli: Very well, what is it you want?

Kinkajou: Oh, I just want to give you two a present.

Winter: Pfft! As if anything you have is worth our time--

Kinkajou: It's freshly baked brownies.

Qibli & Winter: HELL YEAH!

*The two ate all the brownies in one gulp*

Winter: Man, that's good stuff!

Qibli: Yeah....why do I feel so weird?

Winter: Me too...what's in these?

Kinkajou: Oh...only sugar, hazelnuts, and the same enchantment we used on Darkstalker.

Winter: ENCHANTMENT!?

Qibli: Yum...hazelnuts.

Later:

Kinkajou: Are you sure it's not a problem?

Hope: No worries, I can babysit.

Kinkajou: Thanks! Have fun, boys!

*Winter and Qibli were now infants, and both of them were half RainWing. Suddenly, Peacemaker scooted next to them*

Peacemaker: Let me guess? You fucked with the RainWing, didn't you?

Winter & Qibli: Yep.

Peacemaker: Did you consume a strawberry?

Qibli: Brownies, actually.

Peacemaker: Crap! That sounds so much better.










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