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Dare #107

*the Jade Winglet were studying in the libary*

Turtle: I always liked the vampire scrolls.

Jade Winglet: ...

Kinkajou: I'm disowning you, Turtle.

Turtle: Aw!

Qibli: Hey, guys...I feel weird.

Winter: Are you sure it's not gas, again?

Qibli: No.

Winter: Really? Because you have a fucking problem.

Kinkajou: Wait, I feel it too...

Winter: I'm sure it's nothing--

*The Jade Winglet are suddenly turned into dinosaurs*

Winter: AHHHHH! Why are we so ugly!?

Turtle: Wait. I think we're dinosaurs now.

Winter: What the fuck are you talking about.

Turtle: No, hear me out.

Turtle: Kinkajou's a velociraptor. Moon must be a pterodactyl. You must be a spinosaurus. And Qibli must be--

Qibli: I HAVE TINY ARMS!

Turtle: A T-rex...

Winter: What about you? You fucking Loch Ness looking weirdo.

Turtle: I guess I'm a plesiosaur *looking at his flippers*

Winter: How do you know this shit?

Turtle: I find comfort in studying like I do in vampire novels.

Tsunami: *comes in* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Turtle: Tsunami! I can explain!

*Tsunami picks up harpoon*

Kinkajou: RUN!

Winter: OK! Turtle, move your ass!

Turtle: I can run! I CAN'T RUN *moves flippers helplessly*

*the Jade Winglet helped him move, and Tsunami chased them around the library. She chased them, until they reached a dead end*

Turtle: Tsunami, please--

Tsunami: DON'T MOVE!

Tsunami: Wait...weren't there five of you--

*growl*

Tsunami: ...

Tsunami: Clever girl...

*Kinkajou jumped from her hiding place, and tackled Tsunami, knocking her out*

Kinkajou: I did it!

Turtle: You knocked out my sister!

Kinkajou: But, I did it! :D

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