Dare #106
Winter: I was dared to play Resident Evil 3.
Winter: I dunno what the fuck is that, but let's play, I guess.
Qibli: Careful, snow sniffer. I heard that game can be pretty gruesome.
Winter: Ha! As if a measly game can scare me.
Qibli: You were freaked out by the monster that hid under your bed.
Winter: Something fucking moved under there! I swear!
Qibli: You know it was probably Vanilla, right?
Winter: ....OK, you got a point.
Winter: Anyway, let's get this started.
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Winter: OK, I was started the game. Huh, it doesn't seem that--
Winter: HOLY SHIT!
Winter: Did a fucking zombie just bit my head off!? What is this game?
Winter: OK, time for another round. Can't be that hard.
10 seconds later:
Winter: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Winter: Ahhhhh! Get away! You're worse than Vanilla under my bed!
Winter: Why!? When did videogames become so scary and homicidal?
Winter: OK...finally escaped them, now to--
*GROWL!*
Winter: *😲*
*Winter rocked himself on the floor, rethinking his life choices*
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: Pussy *plays game without him*
Later that day:
Winter: Well, I'm scarred for life.
Qibli: Just try to get some sleep.
Winter: Qibli, can you do something for me?
Qibli: What is it?
Winter: ...
Qibli: *sighs* Fine...
Qibli: Vanilla! Are you under Winter's bed again?
*Vanilla crawls out from under bed*
Vanilla: Caught again...
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