Dare #101
Turtle; OK, time to get my ass kicked.
*Turtle sneaked into Winter and Qibli's room in the dead of night. Carefully, he locked a enchanted collar of both of them, before running away, tripping, and recovering before running away again*
That morning:
*Winter wakes up to feel very different...*
Qibli: Uh, Winter...you might wanna see this?
Winter: Arrgh! What--
*Winter turned to quickly, only to see a cat much bigger than him. He then looked down at himself, and was horrified at what he saw*
*Winter grabbed his white board*
Winter: We're fucking cats!
Qibli: So, it seems so.
Winter: Not again! This is humiliating!
Winter: ...
Winter: AND WHY AM I THE FUCKING KITTEN?
Qibli: Uh, cuz your cute?
Winter: Don't push it! Also, WHY!?
*Winter punches the mattress with his tiny paws*
Qibli: Who could've done this?
Winter: There's only one dragon who could've done this, and I'm gonna kick his ass!
Qibli: Agreed, and might I add, I find it impressive that you're writing without any thumbs.
Winter: Shut up, we need to find him--
Dawn: *comes in* Dads--
Winter & Qibli: ...
Dawn: KITTIES!
Qibli: Dawn, no!
Dawn: *charges at them*
Qibli: NOOOOO!
Later:
Moonwatcher: I can't believe you did that, Turtle!
Turtle: *shrugs* I had to.
Moonwatcher: Let's hope they're not too mad at you.
Turtle: Oh, I'm sure--
Winter: *HISS!*
*Winter the kitten suddenly lunged onto Turtle's face, and the SeaWing immediately panicked*
Turtle: AHHHHH! HIS TINY CLAWS ARE LIKE PIN NEEDLES!
Moonwatcher: Winter, is that you? Get off Turtle immediately!
*Moon tried to yank Winter off Turtle, while Dawn came in cuddling Qibli*
Dawn: *sees vicious kitten* ...
Dawn: Yeah, that's definitely my dad.
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