Remember that dialogues in brackets are thoughts

Enjoy~

~1~

Shu: You know Lui the words which describe you are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, and I.

Lui: What does that mean?

Shu: A**hole, B*tch, Cold, Elf, F*cker, Goddamn, and Holy sh*t,

Lui: *showing middle finger* F*ck you thrice

~2~

Lui: You know I want to kill the handsomest man alive on the Earth

Shu: So what?

Lui: But suicide is wrong

Shu: You know what-

Valt: I want to kill the dumbest boy that exists on Earth.

Lui: So go on and kill him

Valt: But if I kill you Free will kill me

Lui: .................. Imma give up on the life

Shu: XD XD

(If you understood then it is funny for you)

~3~

Kuki: Ok guys think you got something you lost in past. What will be your reaction?

Valt: Thanks for giving me back my all the emotions I lost

Shu: Thanks for giving back my innocence

Lui: Thanks for giving me back my pet shark 

Free: Thanks for giving me back my 'cheerful' attitude back

Ayas: Thanks for giving me back my confidence back

Ryuga: Thanks for giving me back my sister

Kuki: ...................

Also Kuki: Okay you all need a therapy-

~4~

Ayas: *falls from the stairs*

Ryuga: *catches me* I think you fell for me~

Ayas: I've already fell for you months ago dumb a** *blushing*

Valt: *le falls from kitchen counter*

Shu: *le catches him* Did you scrapped your knees while falling from heaven~

Valt: *blushing*

Lui: *le falls from sky*

Free: *le sleeping*

Lui: *le falling from sky*

Also Lui: *breaks his backbone*

Free: .......... *not giving a f*ck about*

Also Free: *le still sleeping*

Also Free after few minutes: Where is my sharky?

~5~

Ryuga: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Would you accept my love for you?

Ayas: Of course!

Shu: Your cheeks are red, The sky is blue, It's exactly same, Like my love for you

Valt: *blushes* Aww! Thanks honey

Lui: *taking revenge of last meme (the falling one)* Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one is for you

Free: Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are my baby blue shark, I love you

Lui: Fine I forgive you

Free: *victory pose* (Victory!)

Lui: 💢💢😑😑

Also Lui: Be thankful I love you 💢

~6~

(In this Valt is girl)

Shu, Kuki and Ryuga: *sitting on the dining table with a pale look*

Free: What happened to you guys?

Lui: Why do you look so pale?

Shu: Val.......... she is in the kitchen making dinner for all of us

Lui: OMFG! fhcsdlkpbodfvnsljuf

Free: Where is Ayas?

Ryuga: She is having a stomach ache so she can't cook

Free: Tf!! Now what we will do? We are gonna die if eat her cooking-

Val: Huh you all will die after eating whom's cooking?

Others except Val: NO ONE'S!

Val: Okay btw dinner is ready

A scary music plays in the background

Eeryone looks at Kuki

Kuki: O-Oh my phone is ringing see ya later bye! *runs away*

Val: Well let me bring the food

Others except Val: (Our death has came near. Farewell life) *gulp*

Val: Here is my dish 'Fried Rice'

Ryuga: Shouldn't it be somewhat like yellowish why is it............. blackish -brownish?

Val: Actually I tried making from the recipe book but I couldn't understand a sh*t so I made it myself so I named it 'Black F. Rice'

Everyone: *gulp* (F*ck)

Ryuga: Uhm actually I am not hungry oh looks like Ayas is calling me I must go now bye *rans away to me*

Val: O-Oh no problem you all eat

Shu: A-Actually I am on diet today so I only have to eat healthy food and salads not these so bye *also runs away*

Free and Lui: (Now only we are left)

Free: Aah! Actually my head is hurting *while holding his cheek* so can I go and sleep for a while? Ok bye! *runs away*

Lui: Oh I remember I have a bey battle with Suoh today so I have to go bye! *runs away*

Val: H-Huh? Why did everybody ran away? *shrugs* idk and idc *door bell rings* welp my pizza has arrived Imma go eat it

|Bonus|

Ryuga: Phew at least we are now safe from the disaster but........

Everyone except me and Val: WHAT ARE WE GONNA EAT!!

~7~

Valt: *opens fridge* Ice cream~ Ice cream~

Shu: No you can't eat ice cream right now you had it few minutes ago

Valt: *puppy eyes* Pwease

Shu: Fine! Only one spoon

Valt: Okay! *takes out a spoon which is big as h*ll *

Shu: No stop-

~8~

Random Girl: Aww~ I love you Free!

Free: I know I love myself too *yawn*

Lui: Free! Where are you!

Free: I am here my love!

R. Girl: Tf?

~9~

In a Fancy Restaurant~

Ryuga: Ayas please marry me!

Ayas: Of course I will!

Far Away From That~

Kuki: *spying on them* See I gave him training to propose my sister!

Waiter 1: But mam if you are that good in love why don't you have a boyfriend?

Kuki: ..............

Also Kuki: *shows middle finger to them*

~10~

Ayas: *studying*

Ryuga: *poking me*

Ayas: *irritated* Tf Ryu!

Ryuga: Are you done yet? I am bored~

Ayas: Then bey battle with Valt or Shu or who so ever you want

Ryuga: Nah~ They are too weak

Ayas: Fine!

After Few Minutes~

*poke*

*poke*

Ayas: 💢💢😑😑 Now what

Ryuga: Let's have some fun! ^v^

Ayas: That's it! Take your things and leave N.O.W now!

Ryuga: Okay? *shrugs*

Ayas: Good! *sits down and studies* *feel being lift up* What in the heave-

Ryuga: *carrying me bridal style*

Ayas: What in the heavens are you doing Ryuga? 

Ryuga: You told me to take my things and go so I am taking you with me~ *innocent smile*

Ayas: 💢💢

Ryuga: 😎😎

~The End~