In Cancer's room...

Pisces: Hey, it's okay... You'll find someone else...

Cancer: But I don't want someone else... All my life, Scorpio has been there for me. He has a right to like anyone he wants but I was still like him and only him.

Pisces: Even of he doesn't like you? Isn't that... Hard?

Cancer: I don't... Know... Well, as long as he stays him then I will continue liking him and looking up to him!

Pisces: Looking up to him? Doesn't that make him your idol instead of crush?

Cancer: *sigh* I don't know...

Pisces: Where is he anyway? It's odd having just the two of us... We were always the Aqua Trio...

A truth for Scorpio, who EXACTLY is your first best friend?

Scorpio: *silently points to Libra*

Libra: *nods*

I dare everyzodiac to impersonate the homestuck characters that match their signs!

Aries: Me first! Wait, which version? Eh, I'll be the god tier one.

Taurus: sO,,, lIKE THIS?

Libra: Y3P, TH4T'S CORR3CT T4URUS.

Capricorn: I don't like this dare.

Virgo: It's A Dare...

Capricorn: LiKe ThIs? ThIs Is So DuMb.

Aquarius: I'm supposed to be emotional, is that it?

Pisces: Cancer, you're our leader!

Cancer: I... TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

Libra: TH4T'S R1GHT!

Gemini: Lii2p. II have a L12P! >:[

Libra: TH4T'S MY 3MOJ1! >:[

Virgo: Aquarius.

Aquarius: W... Wawhat? Oh, how do you do this. Wwhat?

Virgo: You're A Wizard.

Aquarius: A wwizard?

Virgo: Yes, Aquarius. You're A Wizard.

Aquarius: But-

Leo: Meow?

Sagittarius: I'm your caretaker, Leo!

Aries: It's called a m0irail...

Sagittarius: Your STRONG caretaker!

Aries: *Facepalm*

Gemini: Thii2 ii2 riidiiculou2...