I dare Cancer to go on a date with Leo!

Gemini: It happened again!

Scorpio: WHAT!?

Leo: You jealous? *runs hand trough hair*

Scorpio: Cancer is my freaking best friend!

Leo: So is Pisces, but do you see them complaining?

Pisces: 0-0

Cancer: It's just a dare.

Scorpio: A DARE THAT MAY RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER, I AM NOT ALLOWING MY BEST FRIEND TO DATE AN IMBECILE LIKE LEO!!!

Leo: Excuse me!

Scorpio: You are excused.

Leo: >:(

Libra: You have no choice, it's a dare.

Me: It didn't specify their genders sooo...

Libra: Then Leo's male and Cancer's female.

Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Leo: Okay...?

Cancer: How do dates work?

Leo: I know!

Libra: How come?

Leo: Duh, 'cause I've been on one before!

Libra: With who?

Leo: Uh... It may or may have not been starting with the letter A.

Pisces: Aquarius?

Aquarius: Nah.

Taurus: Aries?

Sagittarius: No, silly.

Taurus: Protective?

Aries: We aren't even together.

Taurus: Busted.

Sagittarius: Bullsheet...

Aries: Hey, I hate Taurus but they're still my best friend!

Sagittarius: Oh, sorry.

Taurus: Thanks.....

Aries: Whatever, NOW GO ON A DATE!!!

later..... At a random but fancy restaurant......

Cancer: *in a blue dress cuz why not?* Uhh, so we just eat?

Leo: And talk.

Cancer: Oh, okay.

Waiter: Here's your food.... *serves bunch of food... With crab*

Leo: 😥

Cancer: I..... *cries a single tear*

Leo: No no no, it's okay. *throws the dish at the floor*

Waiter: Hey!

Leo: Here. *throws dollars at the waiter*

Waiter: ...

Cancer: People eat that?

Leo: Nah, just design....

Cancer: O-okay...

Leo: Cancer, I... Is that Scorpio?

Cancer: What? Where? *sees Scorpio near the bathrooms*

Scorpio: *hides*

Leo: *sighs* I can tell this is going to be a disaster.

Cancer: You said you went on a date before?

Leo: Yeah, but not a Zodiac. I dated many girls but all they want was money.

Cancer: Oh...

Leo: But you, Cancer, I feel like you're different. Like you want something that isn't money from a guy...

Cancer: Well... I like guys that are brave, passionate, and loyal. Someone that protects me and keeps my secrets safe...

Leo: ...

Cancer: What?

Leo: You do realize you just described Scorpio, right?

Cancer: Scorpio's all that?

Leo: Yeah.

Cancer: But... Scorpio's my best friend, I can't just date him. Besides, I'm supposed to be dating you.

Leo: But this is just a dare.

Cancer: Truth or Dare has changed many people's lives...

Leo: So...

Cancer: Let's end this date Now.

Leo: Wait, but!

Cancer: Goodbye...

Leo: Wait, Cancer!

After...

Libra: Cancer got home before you, Leo, it didn't go well I presume?

Leo: Just shut up.

Virgo: Scorpio did look quite happy.

Leo: Ugh, don't torture me.

Virgo: Oh, don't push yourself.

Leo: Whatever.

Honestly, I didn't know what to do here, so I guess I just wish you liked it.