Ships: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nightmare: What-....you know what I don't want to know.

Ships: IT'S JULY 3RD!!!

Nightmare: ....? Do you celebrate something?

Ships: NO IT'S THE CRIGHTMOSS ANNIVARSARY TODAY!!!!

Nightmare: ._.

Cross: What?

Ships: TAKE A CAKE-

FriskTheDabber: Oh yeah btw- Ships, if you are named ships is there someone named Fandoms?

Ships: HELL THERE'S PROBABLY AN ALTERNATE ME NAMED BOATS-

Reaper: *getting spammed about goats*

Geno: -_-'

Reaper: LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU. In Reapertale, the humans sacrificed goats to the gods to ask for peace. 'I'  was the one monitoring the peace, since the goats were being KILLED and they were giving Papy and I power. Having the goats being sacrificed to me and my bro, naturally made them our favorite. Also, that was HOW GASTER RAISED PAPY AND I.

Geno: Are you mad at the Anons?

Reaper: No....I'm not mad at anyone... Just...frustrated...

Ships: Hey Geno.

Geno: Oh no.

Ships: You could really...

Geno: Why.

Ships: -use some meat on those bones! But really, it's ironic since you're a skeleton.

Geno: I need to burn this.

Ships: This is somewhere in Philadelphia.

Geno: ._.

Reaper: I have very mixed feelings about this......

Ships: ZEPHYR. OSIRIS.

Zephyr: My head...
(Xephyr: It's called a hangover.)

Orisis: ._.

Ships: Osiris, you are literally a shoe company. And the Egyptian "god of the afterlife, the underworld, and the dead, but more appropriately as the god of transition, resurrection, and regeneration."
                                      -Wikipedia

Osiris: ...what.

Ships: Zephyr. You are a car company and a clothing company.

Zephyr: ....why....
(Xephyr: Okay now this is just plain pointless.)