Ships: So, if any of you were wondering what the hell an SCP is, here is SCP-999, who I'll be throwing at Nightmare:

Ships: If you want more info on this lil' guy, here's the URL to the SCP Wiki's description on SCP-999:     http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

Ships: Now, SCP 297, also called "Steely Dan" on the SCP page....*shudders* I'm NOT looking it up on google images, so here's a screenshot of its info page:

Ships: I'm going to see if Lust accidentally kills himself with it. NOW TO THE DARES!!

female_sans123: *and le poof again Blueberry and PJ are girls for 10 chapters*

Ships: PJ ISN'T EVEN A MONTH OLD!! WAIT 'TILL NEXT CHAPTER, AT LEAST!!!

Blue: *le poof* !!!!!!

female_sans123: I dare every one to play sister location or dance like ballerina or do 7 minutes in heaven.

mirrortale-monsters:
Mirror Papy: I dare everyone to do the pepper challenge and to see who wins.

groups:
Cross vs. Nightmare
Lust vs. Fresh
Xcellence vs. Halluciv
Reaper vs. Geno
Anti vs. Virus
Blue vs. Edge(Fell)
Dream vs. Ship
Eraser vs. Reboot
Fatal_Error vs. Fresh_Hell
Marvul vs. Xcellence and Halluciv
Classic vs. Errorink
Error vs. Ink

Ships: *looks list over* Hmmm...the winner between X and Lucy goes against Marvul, and the winner of Error and Ink goes against Classic.

Xcellence: That isn't fair!

Ships: The losers of this challenge has to do the dare above, more specifically dance like a ballerina. AND with the proper attire! The ones who lose the double rounds have to play Sister Location & 7 minutes in Heaven with someone of my choice!!! *grabs a jar a medium-restaurant-style salsa and pours it down throat* DREAM'S GOING DOW- *chokes* AHHH-WHY IS IT SO HOOOTTTT?!?!?

Nightmare: Maybe because you're not supposed to have it all at once. And this is pepper, not salsa.

Ships: What kind of pepper?

Reaper: GHOST PEPPER!

Ships: You do realize that you now have to eat a ghost pepper, right?

Reaper: ...at least I can withstand it longer than Geno can.

Ships: OKAY START ALREADY! *chugs bottle of water down and chokes again*

ROUND ONE: CROSS VS. NIGHTMARE!

Cross: ;-;

Cross!Chara: *laughing their head off*

Nightmare: Okay-

Ships: Wait. *sets a gallon of milk beside them* Just in case you need it! :D Ready?

Cross: No.

Nightmare: Sure.

Ships: Peppers ready? 3...2...1....GO!

Nightmare: *nearly chokes*

Cross: *actually chokes* !!!

Nightmare: *forces it down* HHHHHHHHHHH-

Cross: *practically crying*

Nightmare: *grabs milk*

Ships: Drink it, you lose.

Nightmare: *puts milk back down*

Cross: *crying* !!! ;-; *swallows it*

Ships: You two good?

Cross: ;~; *shakes head*

Nightmare: I took a bite out of Hell itself...

Ships: Relax, you'll both be rewarded weather you win or lose. It'll help, trust me.

Nightmare: It is over?!

Ships: No, you two keep eating until one of you gives up.

Nightmare: *hands another ghost pepper to Cross*

Cross: I G-GIVE UP!!!! ;-; *chugs milk*

Ships: Now Nightmare has to eat one to win!!! Otherwise it would be a tie and you both lose!!

Nightmare: :'D *eats another one* It burns...

Ships: Nightmare wins! Here, take this. *gives Cross an orange blob*

Cross: -_-' What is this?

Ships: It's SCP-999. Give it a few seconds...

Cross: ... *the blob crawls onto his head* ....it's not- *burst out laughing* *the blob craws over him* *falls over*

Nightmare: Ewww, don't let that thing anywhere near me.

Ships: It's your reward! *the blob starts crawling towards Nightmare* It'll help!

Nightmare: *cringes as the blob pushed him over* Why is it so sticky...? *the blob starts covering & tickling him* I'm not ticklish... *the blob continues anyways* I feels weird. *goes into passive form* What?!

Ships: *laughing*

Cross: *half-asleep* I feel happy- *passes out*

Ships: It's kind of like a drug, but not addictive. It must've relaxed Cross, then.

Nightmare: M-MAKE IT ST-STOP- *being covered by the blob* *crying & laughing*

Ships: Okay, that's enough. *picks the blob up* You're for the next round.

Nightmare: Never let it touch me again...

Lust vs. Fresh!

Lust: *nervous*

Fresh: Lez do dis mah broski!!!

Ships: Peppers ready? 3...2...1...GO!

Lust: *eats it in one bite* !!!! *chokes* F-FORFIT!!!

Fresh: *eats it* ...huh....pretty good! Do ya have any more?

Ships: Uhh....sure....? *gives Fresh a few more* You win...?

Fresh: *eats another one with no problem* Cool!

Lust: ;-;

Ships: Lust, I don't trust you with SCP-999. Here, have this instead. *gives him a box with SCP-297 in it*

Lust: *mind: wait she gave me something...?* Uhhh...... *dirty thoughts* Thanks...? *runs off*

Ships: Okay... *throws SCP-999 onto Fresh*

Fresh: Woah! What's this lil' guy? *holds it up to his face* Kinda cute! I-It makes me feel odd! I feel h-happy! *starts crying* I-I can feel it...!

Ships: Huh...so he can feel that...

Xcellence vs. Halluciv!

Xcellence: You're going to lose.

Halluciv: I know... ;-;

Ships: At least try!

Halluciv: *mumbles* Okay...

Ships: Get yer peeeepppeerrss! 3...2....1...GO!

Halluciv: *eats it*

Xcellence: *nearly chokes*

Halluciv: *NOM* It's good! :D

Xcellence: ;-; ....g-give me the milk...

Ships: *throws SCP-999 at them* Imma go to the next round!

Reaper vs. Geno!

Reaper: *cracks knuckles & pops neck*

Geno: O_O

Ships: *gives them the peppers* 3...2....1....GO!

Geno: FORFIT!

Reaper: ...you didn't even take a bite.

Geno: ;-;

Ships: One of you has to eat it for the other to lose-

Geno: *does nothing*

Reaper: *takes a small bite* ...!!!!

Ships: Reaper wins!

Reaper: :'D ...yay...!

Round 4: Anti vs. Virus

Virus: ...;-;

Anti: ;-;

Ships: To the point! 3...2...1...G-

Virus: *takes a small bite*

Ships: I didn't finish-

Anti: *eats half of it* !!!!! *chokes*

Virus: *tears_4_dayz*

Anti: *forces it down* I F#CKING DID IT NOW GIVE ME THE MILK!!!

Ships: Okay geeze.... *gives him the milk* Give up?

Virus & Anti: I GIVE UP!!!

Ships: Anti wins!

Round 5: Blue vs. Edge(Fell)

Blue: Ooo! These look good! :D

Fell: Blue don't-

Blue: *eats one*

Ships: ...I didn't say-nevermind...

Fell: ...

Blue: Spicy! Can I out these in my magnificent tacos??!! *looks excited*

Ships: Err...sure, Blue...suuurreee.....

Fell: HA! It can't be that bad!!! *eats one* !!! *spits it out* HHHAAAAAAA-IT'S SO HOT-!!!!! WWHHYYYY-!!!

Ships: *smirking*

Blue: *eats another pepper* Did I win? *-*

Ships: WAIT- *le realization* EVERYONE RUUUNNN-

Blue: *explodes* MMMWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*an hour of panic later*

Ships: *covered in ash* *cough* R-Round six...m-me and Dream...*cough*

Dream: ???

Ships: *gives him a pepper* 3...2....1....Go!

Dream: *eats it*

Ships: *eats it* !!!

Dream: *quickly shoves another in mouth and swallows* !!!!!!!!!!

Ships: ;-; Nope, I'm not- *cough* -eating another...I give up....

Dream: Yaayyyyy- *shuffled away* ;-;

Ships: ;-;

ROUND 7: Eraser vs. Reboot

Eraser: This can't be THAT bad.

Reboot: Ehhhhhhhhhh....

Ships: *Still drinking milk* ? *stops* Wait it's next round already? K then GO! *continues chugging milk gallon*

Reboot: *eats one*

Eraser: *eats one* !! *quickly swallows it*

Reboot: *crashes* R-Reboot.exe had st-stopped work-working-ing--*falls over*

Eraser: Welp, I'm glad I brought water- *grabs water and drinks it*

Reboot: R-Reboot.exe is loading-load-ing-loading-

Eraser: ...you okay Boots?

Reboot: [Item no.77 = \\run \\right_11]

Eraser: Uhh....Reboot...?

Reboot: [Act->->-> *run \\run \\*** \\*run Eraser_2.7_seconds]

Eraser: Wait what-

Reboot: *jumps up and rams full speed into Eraser*

Eraser: AGH-

Reboot: \\First_100,000_Pi--> \\Lag_LAG---

(after like a year I got rid of what crashed everyone's phones hehehe-)

Ships: ...

Eraser: ...he just shouted random numbers for forty-five minutes straight.

Ships: ...my ears... ;-;

Reboot: [Reboot.exe has stopped working. Please restart system by pressing alt + ctrl and wait for loading to finish.]

Eraser: Da fuq does that mean?

Ships: How do you not have a headache...? Mine's killing me... ;-;

Round UNKNOWN: Fatal_Error vs. Fresh_Hell!!!

Ships: STOP BREAKING THE MULTIVERSE D:

Fatal_Error: Another me/?//?//

Fresh_[HECK]: You're me>....>>>.

Ships: Why do I smell pie? Like, Toriel's butterscotch and cinnamon pie-

Reboot, Fatal_Error & Fresh_[HECK]: \\Enter?_1,000,000_Pi 

*5 hours of pure torture later*(again I got rid of what killed ya phones- :V)

Ships: MYYYY HHEEEAAADDD- *runs away*

Eraser: O_O' *picks Reboot up* ....you saw nothing. *runs off*

ROUND IDK: Marvul vs. Halluciv!!!

Ships: *le gone*

Marvul: ...

Halluciv: 3...? T-two....ONE! *eats a pepper*

Marvul: *also eats one* !!!

Halluciv: Pretty good!

Marvul: *looks sick*

Halluciv: Brother...? Are you feeling okay-

Marvul: *passes out*

Halluciv: *immediately starts panicking* AAAAAHHHH-

Ships: What the hell is it...? Yelling isn't hurting my headache...;-;

Halluciv: *about to cry* M-M-M-Marvul h-h-he-

Ships: Okay, okay! Calm down! *sees that Marvul had passed out* FORGET IT IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?!

Sci: *breaks door down* WHAT IS IT?!

Ships: I might be overreacting, but I think Marvul over there just had an allergic reaction-

Sci: *shoves Ships out of the way* GET OUT!

Ships: ...( ._. )...*slowly shuffles away*

Halluciv: *crying*

Xcellence: *picks up Halluciv* Shhhh.....shhh...he'll be okay... *pets Halluciv's head*

Halluciv: *sniffs* *whines* *clings to Xcellence*

Xcellence: *slowly walking away so Halluciv doesn't have to watch* Shhh...it'll be okay... *leaves*

JUST FREAKING START ALREADY: Error vs. Ink!!!

Error: Let's do this, Inky.

Ink: -_-'

Error: Okay...3...2....1....go! *eats it*

Ink: *also eats it*

Error: *crashes*

Ink: ....did I win?

Classic vs. Ink...!

Ink: o-o

Classic: This is going to be easy, buddy.

Ink: U-Um....sure...

Classis: Okay, 3....2....17....

Ink: Just go. *eats it*

Classic: *eats it* !

Ink: ;-; *tries not to spit it out*

Classic: *swallows it and waits for Ink*

Ink: *shoves another two in his mouth and quickly swallows* !!!! ;-;

Classic: Okay, okay! You win! I'm not eating four. Welp, I'm going to Grillby's. See ya'. *teleports away*

Ships: Well, there you go. Punishments are next time...I'm gonna go lie down. ;-; *shuffles away* Oh, and Marvul's recovering from the reaction. He'll be back in a chapter or two, he's just getting a break from things. Also, still procrastinating on Ink's punishments. Ink'll do those in a couple chapters. *flops onto the floor*