Cometdakitty asks:
Ok so everyone who do you like? Be honest I still have the flip flop-

Error: stupid facking flip flop-

Blue: Well, I like everyone equally! I think they all have the potential to be great friends!

Fell: u-uh, yeah, I like people too. I don't have any crushes, hahah, Nope.

Dust: Oh, so you're admitting to not liking Blue?

Fell: what? I never liked him in the first place?

Dust: b-but... you were trying to hog him all to
yourself!

Fell: Thats Cus he's my friend, idiot! Not everything's a little rainbow. But don't think that just Cus we're just friends doesn't mean I'll stop hanging out with me. Don't be so protective loser.

Dust: Wow, you have friends. Congrats.

Fell: Shut your stupid mouth!

Dream: Um, how about we move on?

Nightmare: Yes brother, lets. Well then, who do YOU like?

Dream: U-Um!! *blushes* Well, I like Ink and Blue because they're my best friends! A-and I think Core!Frisk is really nice...

Killer: is there... anyone else?

Dream: I... uh....

Dream: *mutters something*

Nightmare: What was that brother? Speak up, why don't you.

Dream: *whispers* I like Killer...

Killer: *blushes* W-well, I like you to-

Dream: A-ACTUALLY! I LIKE EVERYBODY, LIKE BLUE!

Killer: -

Killer: oKAY YEAH HAHAH WOW SAME

Ink: Well, I'll start this off by saying that I like everybody too! Everybody has potential and deserves to be protected!

Cross: Especially Error, huh Ink?

Ink: I-I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

Error: shut up idiot, he doesn't like me, and I don't like him. In fact, I don't like anybody.

Flip flop: wANNA TRY AGAIN?

Error: u-UH. I like the characters of Undernovela and Outertale, they're cool?

Flip flop: AND?

Error: I-I guess Inks okay. He makes me less bored, I suppose.

Ink: wh-WHA?!

Error: BUT JUST CUS I SAID THAT DOESNT MESN WELL BE FRIENDS OR SOME GROSS SHT. *buries his head into his scarf*

Ink: yeah, I guess I'm okay with that... *freaking out inside his head*

Nightmare: Well after seeing that dramatic scene, I guess I'll go ahead and say I like Cross. A lot. Don't ever touch him.

Cross: Aw! I like you too, Nightmare! *hugs him*

Nightmare: *pats his head, blushing a little.* yeah, yeah...

Cross: Now Dust and Asy have to go!

Dust: Well... um, I like Blue. He's fun to be around... and actually, I was hoping we could be-

Blue: WOW! I LIKE YOU TOO!!

Dust: w-wait, really?!

Blue: YUP! WERE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS, RIGHT?!

Dust: f-friends..?

Blue: r-RIGHT?!

Dust: o-oh yeah, friends....

Dust: *silently dying*

Fell: What about that stupid bandaid kid?

Asy: dOeS iT mAtTeR wHaT i LiKe Or WhO lIkEs Me, BeCaUsE iTs NeVeR tHe SaMe

Asy: *laughs to himself while whispering a name nobody can hear*

Ink: Welp, I think that's it!

Error: If that was it, why isn't that stupid flip flop gone?

Flip flop: areyoudumbtheresstillasansleft-

Classic: *wakes up* oh, what are we talking about?

Cross: You have to tell us who you like!!

Classic: oh well... hmm....

Everyone: *leans in*

Classic: I guess it would be...

Everyone: *on the edges of their seats*

Classic: Papyrus!

Everyone: ...

Ink: *flashback to Papyrus x Sans shippers*

Ink: UH, BUT IN A BROTHERLY LOVE, RIGHT? NOTHING ELSE?

Classic: Yeah...? What else would it be?

Ink: n-NOTHING!

Killer: suuuure... "nothing"

Ink: SHSHSHSHSHSHS-

IM A SCIFELL SHIPPER AND IM PROUD
Fell: *blushes* I-I dont know what you mean by that...

Dust: I think we ALL know what it means.

Blue: I don't! What does it mean?

Cross: Well, it means they think that Sci and Fell would look cute together!

Cross: Which, personally, I see as well.

Fell: *blushing like crazy* SH-SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTHS! I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT NERD!

Ink: Calling someone a nerd isn't nice... besides, there's no point in disagreeing, we ALL know it's true!

Killer: Yeah, just like your ship with Error, huh Ink?

Ink: *blushes* e-EH?!

Error: *also blushes* WHAT ARE YOU SPITTING OUT POINTY?

Killer: Oh, nothing but the truth.

Dust: This might be the ONLY time I agree with him.

Cross: I think we ALL know you guys are the perfect ship.

Blue: Yeah, you're so cute together!

Error: *about to crash* Y-_Ou IdIo_-Ts!!

Ink: *notices Errors stability*

Ink: Hey guys, can we move on?

Dream: Oh, yeah! Sorry for making you uncomfortable Ink.

Ink: haha... no biggie...

Error: .... *wonders if he did that for him*

Also what do you guys think of UnidentifiedTale (aka when Exemplum Error and Parable Ink. Fable!Dream. Bennet!Blue. Toxin!Error. Figment!Nightmare. Predator!Ink. Crinoid!Cross. Lupus!Dust. Expirytique!Reaper. Mistique!Geno. Pavone!Lust and Chem!Fresh. Yeah ik there's a lot. Also Empireverse and Accidentverse?

Asy: aLl Of ThOsE dIfFeReNt VeRsIoNs... BuT wHiCh Is ThE rEaL oNe?!

Ink: U-uh, that's not the question... *doesnt know and doesn't WANT to know*

Nightmare: UnidentifiedTale is really interesting with a pretty good gore amount.

Dream: is... that all you care about?

Nightmare: ....

Dream: ....

Nightmare: you mean there's OTHER things to care about?

Ink: I think that every AU has its own perks, especially UnidentifiedTale! It has an amazing concept- who would have thought of sea creatures and birds as versions of us?!

Error: Yeah, I guess it's okay. At least the Parable is cute....

Ink: ...isn't that... the version of me?

Error: *blushes* u-UH! MAYBE?!

Ink: hehe... alright Error...

Dream: On the matter of Empireverse, I think it's a really interesting take on me and my brothers royal heritage!

Nightmare: we have royal heritage?!

Dream: um... where else did you get this castle?

Nightmare: ....can I skip that question?

Dust: The designs are pretty nice, with the moons and the suns and stuff, although I think I should look a lot more cooler than I do. I can't let Killer one-up me!

Killer: That's what it's like in every AU, me being better than you. It's just a natural factor!

Dust: Yeah, just like the one where Blue beat you up-

Blue: Huh? I did what?

Fell: I don't like the fact that I'm not a major character, which I should be.

Error: oh, did they mention Accidentverse?

Ink: Yup! I've always wondered what it would be like to merge with Nightmare, those tentacles look super cool!

Cross: I know right,  they're super useful. Especially to me-

Nightmare: ShH

Ink: buuuut, I don't like how negative I turned out to be.

Nightmare: My negativity is too overwhelming, and I take great pride in knowing that.

Error: I guess it's cool, but I'm not sure how I like being merged into some sappy positive loser...

Dream: I-I'm not a loser!

Killer: Yeah, Dream's not a loser!!

Dream: u-uh, thanks Killer..

Killer: *blushes* no... problem....

Error: are... you gonna let me finish or...?

Fell: Nah, we don't care about you.

Error: eXCUSE ME-

@SapphySylveon12 asks:
question for Blue; what do you REALLY think of both Dust and Fell?

Blue: Oh... well... it's complicated.

Blue: I care about both of them, and even though people say that I'm not good at taking hints, I can still tell that both of them care about me too.

Blue: I think Fell likes me, but in a friend way... and I'd like to stay friends with him too!

Fell: you know what, kid? I don't even care anymore. Go and dare Dust, be happy.

Blue: *blushes* th-That's not what I was gonna say!!

Dream: Wow! Fell, Ive never seen you so positive! It's really great!

Killer: eh, it's OKAY.

Error: I would prefer if he didn't talk AT ALL.

Fell: Shut up, glitchy bastard!

Ink: HEY.

Everyone: ....

Ink: ...uh, Blue hasn't said anything about Dust yet?

Blue: I thought you had my siiiiide

Ink: tHIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TEASING ME ABOUT ERROR!

Blue: Okay, okay!

Blue: I think he's really sweet and protective, and cares about me a lot. Even though he seems scary, I think he's a super good person inside! I-I think he's really cool. Maybe even cooler than me.

Dust: *blushing a little* Heheh, nobody's cooler than you, Blue.

Blue: *blushes a little as well* Aw, thank you so much!

Killer: GET A ROOM!

Dust: sHUT UP!!

Blue: ...I already have a room though?

NebulaQueen37  asks:
I have a ask
So sci's the younger version of classic right? Then does it mean that fellxsci = kustard???

Fell: OH GOD-

Classic: *wakes up* Hmm? Did somebody say my name?

Fell: NO.

Error: yeah, they said that you're in love with Fell

Fell: wHAT??

Classic: hm, not really. Maybe some other time, Fell.

Fell: THATS NOT WHAT THEY SAID!!

Ink: Well, thinking about it... it's kind of true?

Dust: But if actual smart people think about it, then really that means that we're all just in love with ourselves.

Everyone: huh????

Classic: He means that if we think like the asker, then technically since we're all Sanses, we're all the same person

Cross: ...so you guys are talking to yourselves, right now?

Nightmare: yeah, I guess, wh-

Nightmare: oh no not this again-

Cross: so then, TECHNICALLY....

Nightmare: Crossy enough with this already-

Cross: IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO TALK WITH YOURSELF, SINCD YOURE ALL DOING IT?

Nightmare: Nobody cares if you talk to yourself or not, I'll still love you.

Cross: BUT IF EVERYONE IS TALKING TO THEMSELVES, I AM NORMAL? RIGHT?

Killer: well, I don't know about NORMAL...

Nightmare: KILLER DO NOT START THIS AGAIN I WILL END YOU.

Ink: uh... what are they screaming about?

Error: From what Nightmare told me,  Cross talks to himself sometimes, and Killer noticed and made fun of him for a while.

Ink: oh... you and Nightmare talk?

Error: Yeah sometimes, since we're business partners and all that.

Ink: ah, okay.

Fell: Look at the two lovers, how sweet.

Blue: Oh! Are they finally dating??

Dream: u-uh, not yet Blue...

Ink: wh- YET?!

Error: GOD NO, WE WERE JUST TALKING!!!

Fell: uh huh... suuuuuure....

BY THE WAY, WE HAVE NEW MEMBERS!!

Horror: *poofs into the castle*

Lust: *also poofs into the castle*

Dust: HORROR!!!

Killer: HORROR!!!

Nightmare: oh.

Cross: HORROR!!!

Horror: FINALLY, I FOUND YOU.

Ink: wait, isn't he on their team?

Error: Yeah?

Ink: Why wasn't he here before?

Asy: iTs FuNnY hOw SoMeOnE cAn Be FoRgOtTeN sO eAsIlY...

Horror: *gasp*

Horror: YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME?!!

Fell: I wouldn't be surprised.

Lust: Aww, don't say such things Fell~

Fell: FUc-

Nightmare: GET THE FCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Lust: No can do sweetheart~

Dream: ....

Ink: You don't have anything positive to say, Dream?

Dream: well, uh...

Horror: Hes not too bad...

Everyone: what-

ANYWAYS.
LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU
HORROR
AND
LUST!!
They're open for asks ;)
(Also sorry this chapter took so long to upload, almost 2000 words .3.)