@Sheru-Kun dared Yukine to kiss her!

Yukine: WHAAT?

Yato: :( why do all the girls like Yukine?!

Me: because he's hotter than you . . . 

Hiyori: WHAT?

Me: . . . aaaaaaaannnnnyyyyywwwwwaaaaayyyyyssss you've got to kiss her! So do it! This is her right over here.

Sheru-Kun: hi

Me: lovely introduction so now make like a bee and kiss

Yukine: But . . . bees don't kiss! In fact, the male bee literally stabs the sperm into the female 

Me: Did I ask about bee reproduction?! NO. Why do you even know that?!

Yukine: to be honest . . . I found it in Kazuma's box, therefore it's not reliable information.  He just seems to be obsessed with reproduction in general. 

Me: We're learning more and more about Kazuma's dark side every day, huh . . . ANYWAYS! KISS HER.

Sheru-Kun and Yukine: *kiss for much longer and more passionately than expected*

Yato: *whispers* why do I feel like I'm intruding on something I shouldn't see . . .

Me: *whispers* because you are. I didn't know they were gonna be like this, but apparently Yukine's a good kisser. 

Sheru-Kun and Yukine: *stops finally* *breathing heavily*

Me: Sheru! Is Yukine a good kisser?

Sheru-Kun: *nods head* 0/////0

Hiyori: Yukine! Teach me how to kiss please!

Yukine: uuuuuhhhhhhh *thinking: holy shit Yato will totally kill me*

Yato: I'll teach you how to kiss!

Hiyori: no thanks

Me: THAT'S IT TOO MUCH KISSING. SHOO! ALL OF YOU! SHOOOOOOOO

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tHEY HAVE ALL SHOOED. I hope that was satisfyingly funny. I literally can't tell when I've done a good job or not so . . .