I actually don't mind writing about this couple xD

@Hannahanimelover said: I dare Bishamonte to kiss Kazuma in the cheek while he's asleep . . .

(we'll get to the second part of your dare later, sweetie)

@Elizabeth_Luvs_Dogs dared: I dare Kazuma to kiss Bishamon!! And not just a peck on the lips! I longgggg passionate kiss!! (French Kiss Please!)

Me: This'll be simple xD

If I can even find them >.> The two of them are so hard to find these days . . .

I wonder what they're doing . . .

all alone . . .

HAHA NVM

Kazuma: A wild Kazuma appears

*Bishamon appears*

Who brought a long a wild Bishamonten

who's also the best master in the world

You're so nice.

Me: aw thank you :D

Kazuma: I meant Viina.

Me: Oh.

Well gosh I see how it is.

Love you too, Kazu.

Bishamon: Um, Yato told us to come here

And he was giggling

Should we be scared?

Me: Yes if you don't like kissing people.

Bishamon: okay so very scared then

*"Me" shows Bishamon the fisrt dare*

Me: you can do this and I love how Kazuma didn't even react to my kissing comment, you pervy shinki

Bishamon: *nods head* I can do this.

*later that night when everyone's asleep*

*Bishamon creeped in through Kazuma's door.*

Kazuma: *sleeping*

Bishamon: *quickly pecks him on the cheek and runs out of the room*

Kazuma: *after she leaves* haha she didn't realize I was awake

I'm never washing this cheek again *pets cheek*

Me: wait what

Kazuma: nothing and how tf did you get in Takamagahara if you're human

Me: if the author can break his own rules, then so can I 

plus . . .

Admin powers ;)

*later the next day*

Me: *shows Bishamon the second dare*

Kazuma: what is it?

Bishamon: I have to French kiss you

Kazuma: 0/////0 I CAN'T KISS MY MASTER ARE YOU CRAZY

Me: haha

what do you think

Bishamon: *grabs Kazuma and French kisses him*

Me: omfg at least wait until I get out of the room