@A_Tsundere_Senpai  dares Hiyori to to confess to her mother that she is onto her secret

Me: OH, HIYORI'S MOOOOOOOOOoooom!

Hiyori's Mom (we will call her HM from now on): What is it? . . . and who are you?

Me: I'm a friend from school. Now . . . where's Hiyori?

Hiyori: I'm right here. 

Me: Okay cool. So remember that thing that you wanted to tell your Mom?

Hiyori: What thing--*gets paper shoved in face*

Me: *scarily whispers with narrowed eyes* Read.

HM: *scared*

Hiyori: you can do a really good demon voice when you want to, you know that?

Me: *back to bright and smiley rainbows* Yes, actually I did know that! But you've got it?

Hiyori: *nods head* And I am SO ready . . . >:)

Me: then I'll just leave *leaves*

Hiyori: *backs mom against wall and shines bright light into her eyes* I'm onto you mom. I know everything that's going through your head, I know everything you're even THINKING about doing and I know EXACTLY what we're gonna have for dinner tonight. You won't get away with burning the chicken again, I promise you that. Dad will make sure of it. You'll be surrounded the whole time with police members and I'll make sure that the one thing going through your mind is: Oh. Shit. . . . I hope we understand each other.

Hiyori: *walks out of room like a badass*

HM: Hiyori, wait. What the hell was that? Didn't I raise you better than to shine bright lights into people's faces? *runs after her*

Me: did you hear that, Yato? Hiyori actually cursed . . . she'd be really good at acting.

Yato: it's actually kind of scary how well she got into that character. Do you think she'd be good on the police?

Me: on the Special Location and Support of Gods (SLSG) team wwaaaaaaa HOLY CRAP YES! Dude I've got to do that! AHHHHHHHH I love it when I get inspiration from talking to you!

Yato: technically, you were talking to yourself . . . BUT YAY! I need credit. 

Me: *facepalm* UGH FINE I'll give you credit.

Yukine: you don't know what you've just done . . . 

Me: what?

Yukine: instead of drawing her, he'll start writing Hiyori fanfiction

Me: . . . shit