@BriMicky101 asks: Hiyori, were you mad when Yato kissed Bishamon?

Me: Okay well I don't know about you guys, but I believe she was jealous. I mean, did you see her face afterwards? It was just like a "I shall destroy Bisha and all she loves" kind of face. JK (Rowling lel) JK. Hiyori's too nice. BUT ANYWAYS! I suppose we have to ask her. YUKI! 

Kaji Yuki: what?

Me: Oh sorry I meant Yuki as in the show not as in his seiyuu. 

Kaji Yuki: Okay *walks away*

Yukine: You called?

Me: *shivers* Dude that's just creepy! You guys sound the same. Though that's to be expected hahaha

Yukine: What the hell do you want, Rose?

Me: OH YEAH! Sorry, Kaji was changing the subject. Pfft. I wanted to ask you a question. 

Yukine: This question's for Hiyori though. 

Me: I know, but I was wondering if you wanted to take part in asking her the question, because this looks like it's going to be at least mildly entertaining. 

Yukine: Sure as long as we're not hurting Hiyori. 

Me: Since you didn't specify physically or emotionally you're coming anyways! Plus, I don't really know if this'll hurt her. I assume she's just gonna be like...really pissed at me. 

Yukine: O...kaaaaaay

Me: ANYWAYS! Let's go ambush her. 

Yukine: WHAT?! Yato will kill me and personally write the obituary so that I was useless piece of shit!

Me: Oh well then just don't let Yato find out!

Yukine: How the hell am I supposed to do that? We're connected in mind and body!

Me: Oh well we're not following Manga rules!

Yukine: That's impossible.

Me: The author did it himself when he was writing it! LITERALLY! He wrote a mini chapter that had things happen that literally can't happen in the Noragami universe! So, we're just doing that again. 

Yukine: *sighs* fine

Me: WEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Le Time Skip* 

Hiyori: *taking shower*

Me: *magically comes out of the drain*

Hiyori: La la la *sees me* LAHHHHHH!

Me: Don't worry! My particular vision's weird, so I filter it all out. Everything that you don't want me to see is blurred. Plus, I'm not even looking. 

Hiyori: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIT IN THE DRAIN!

Me: SURPRISE! I'm a professional contortionist! *puts hands up in the air*

*Later when she's all dry and crap like that (specifically girl crap)*

Hiyori: Why did you take almost 400 words just to get here?

Me: I have a question for you! Yukine was supposed to come with me, but when I finally told him how I was going to ambush you he blushed like crazy and probably stung Yato a couple of times so...SORRY YATO-SAMA!

Hiyori: A question?

Me: OH YEAH! Sorry my mind just goes to...places. Heh. 

Hiyori: Just tell me the bucking question

Me: Did you just say...bucking? *laughs like crazy*

Hiyori: STOP LAUGHING! If I don't swear that just means I'm more creative!

Me: I agree! I only swear because I feel like viewers enjoy that more. PLUS! The characters I write about swear, so if they don't swear that makes it seem unrealistic. 

Me: I keep forgetting. QUESTION. QUESTION ROSE. ASK HER THE QUESTION.

Me: Okay, BriMicky101 wants to know if you were jealous when Yato kissed Bishamon. Were you?

Hiyori: *gets an evil face on* Maybe I was and maybe I wasn't, but Yato better not do it again. 

Me: ... that's a yes? Wait, I'm confused. WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT JEALOUS??

Hiyori: YEAH OKAY FINE! I was jealous! I don't know why, but I didn't like it when I saw Yato kissing someone else. 

Me: *hits end of record button* aaaaand thank you,  Hiyori! Now I can go tell Yato. 

Hiyori: What?!

Me: Oh yeah I forgot to tell you  that your answer was being recorded. 

Hiyori: *lunges at recorder (not the musical instrument)* GIVE ME THAT

Me: *holds it high* NOT GIVING IT! *goes over to window* Au revoir, Hiyori! A plus tard! 

(The French: Goodbye, Hiyori! See you later!)

Me: *jumps out window* YATO I DID IT NOW GIVE ME THE MONEY!

I hope that answers that question. AH HIYORI NO! Okay I'm sorry Hiyori's still chasing me for the recording. I haven't found Yato recently so I have yet to give the recording to him. He won't believe me if I just tell him! *Running* 

Hiyori: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE

Me: COME ON HIYORI JUST GIVE IT UP