I love that picture with my entire being. 

@BriMicky101 Dared Yato! They ask: Yato, I dare you to be Hiyori's third kiss! I know you want to!

Me: *rubs hands together evilly* I've been waiting! YATO GET IN HERE! YOU CAN KISS MORE THAN HER BODY PILLOW NOW!

Yato: I told you! I don't have a Hiyori body pillow! The don't even make those!

Me: You wanna bet?

Yato: Yeah! Look it up!

Me: Oh, but I don't want that showing up in my history!

Yato: Then I win.

Me: *narrows eyes* you shall NEVER win. Fine! I'll look it up. *types it into images* okay good it doesn't exist. 

Yato: SEE! I won anyways. 

Me: Shut up jackass! I only called you in here, because you got a dare from BriMicky101. And I think you'll like this one.

Yato: YES! I haven't gotten a dare yet! What is it?

Me: They want you to be Hiyori's third kiss. 

Yato: And I have the excuse that it was a dare...perfect! *eyes sparkle*

Me: *slaps back* go get 'em tiger!

Yato: Ow

-=-=-=-=-=-At Hiyori's House-=-=-=-=-=-

Yato: *knocks on Hiyori's door* Oi, Hiyori!

Hiyori: *opens up door* What's up, Yato?

Yato: *grabs Hiyori and kisses her*

Hiyori: *kisses back and pulls Yato inside her room before shutting the door*

Me: *still outside in the hallway* I followed him without him knowing and now all I have to say is: I HAVE NO REGRETS! YAYAYAYAY THE SHIP HAS SAILED! *walks up to door and knocks on it* Hey! Don't have too much fun in there! I'm not wishing for that demigod arc that badly!

Me: hehe I'm sure they didn't even hear me, anyways. 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Me: *wakes up* Wait a second! That was just a dream? So Yato and Hiyori never really kissed? Or did I just faint from excitement. 

Yukine: It was a dream. I heard you screaming YAYAYAYAY! in your sleep. Do I want to know the details?

Me: Not really I don't want you to sting Yato again. *suddenly looks up and smiles* If that was just a dream, that means Yato didn't actually win! I have to look something up really fast! *runs over to computer and searches 'Hiyori Iki body Pillow' in images.*

Yukine: why are yo-

Me: *puts finger over his lips* shhhh. Sh. No questions. 

Me: Oh God dang it! It's still not a thing!

Yukine: I'm confused, but I've really learned to just stop questioning you. 

Me: Good.