Dear Reader,

No more asking characters to kiss each other. No more "shipping" dares or asks in general. We don't want to make this an unenjoyable book for those people who don't ship Yatori or any other pairing :) Please understand!

Love,
Rose B

@A_Tsundere_Senpai dared Yato to be Hiyori's boyfriend for the day. 

@Vineeta_Priya dared Yato and Hiyori to kiss (like my god they just have to)

@Loves_your_face dared Yato and Hiyori to "make out" in front of Yukine

AKA, we'll just cover all of these since they're all basically the same dare. Sometimes, man, you guys don't seem very original xD

Me: uh . . . okay then? I guess . . .

Yukine: Author-senpai has gotten sick of shipping dares, it seems.

Me: well, that's mostly what they're asking for . . . and I'll do them. It's just . . . yeah. ANYWAYS.

LET'S MAKE THIS AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE FOR THOSE WHO TOOK THE TIME TO ACTUALLY COMMENT WOOOO

Yukine, you peasant.

Yukine: Bitch, what did you just call me?

Me: Go fetch me the other peasants that go by the names of Yato and Hiyori!

Yukine: I'm not your henchman.

Therefore, my response is no.

I am the mob. *melts into shadows*

Me: -_-

Okay den

fine

I see how it is

gonna do your odd shinki tricks.

I gotcha.

LEVI, GO GET THEM.

Levi: I can't. My voice actor's one of them.

Only one can survive.

I have to kill him.

Me: OKAY NVM GO AWAY.

fucking hell I'll just go get them myself

Yato and Hiyori: we were here the whole time.

Me: then why the hell were you just sitting there?! Sheesh.

But anyways.

You know the drill.

Act like a couple for a day.

Then kiss.

Then make-out.

Which is included in acting like a couple.

Hiyori: no

Yato: darn I thought this would actually work.

Me: wait wat

Yato: I may or may not have controlled a few people and used some questionable methods to make certain people comment certain things so I could be with a certain someone.

Yukine: *sigh* senpai will never notice me . . .

Me: shhhhhhh Yukine no

Yukine: *even longer and more exasperated sigh* I know. I'll just be over here sobbing into my pillow.

Senpai will never notice you, Yukine! Get over him.

But I still--

NO! You must kill the girl first . . . and then you will live happily ever after!

Me: Is he . . . talking to himself?

Is Yukine okay?

Yato: yes, forget about my earlier comment. No one will remember >:D

Hiyori: Um, I still remember. How many people did you control to comment for us to make out and kiss and crap like that -_-

Yato, listen, I just want to be friends with you. Please understand.

Me: wait no

please stop

Hiyori you'll learn

Yato: she stole the words right out of my mouth D:

And . . . just a couple

Me: does that mean all of them?

Yato: OKAY FINE

All those dares were actually me and they didn't even realize that I took control of their minds for a moment to get them to type those dares!

THERE.

Me: that makes all of those invalid.

We can't do any of them now.

FUCK

I was gonna have fun with those

Hiyori What kind of fun? ಠ_ಠ

Me: probably not what you were thinking about . . .

What do you think, Yukine?

Yukine:

All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Okay then . . . that's a nice answer. Very informative.

wtf are you guys still doing in my house.

gtfo

shoo you pesky little flies.

I will get my fly-swatter out!

Don't think I wont do it!

Yato: nah she won't do it

Hiyori: are you sure about that?

Yukine: oaiena;eihoaiwenhawuehgi ew *foam drips from mouth*

Me: *starts swatting them with a fly-swatter*

GET.

OUT.

Yato: omfg fine

I'll leave

let's go, hiyori

Hiyori: no

Yato: what why not?! You can't possibly want to stay with the crazy lady!

Hiyori: you didn't capitalize the H in my name.

I'm a proper noun, Yato. Therefore, the first letter needs to be capitalized.

Yato: omg

Let's go, Hiyori.

Better?

Hiyori: much

Me: *swats with fly swatter* GET OUTTA MY HOUSE.

Yato: WE'RE LEAVING. GODS. *Yato and Hiyori exit the house*

Yukine: *spurts more gibberish*

Me: Okay, Yukine, follow me. We'll get you some professional help.