This is the first chapter. Obviously. Sorry... I go by 'Dan' in here, and my sister (who I will also be putting in here, probably (her account is arandomperson519 ), goes by 'Mel,' so you guys aren't wondering who the heck are these people.

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Dan: Well, first things first, I have no friggin' clue what I'm doin', but it'll get better as I go along. Hopefully.

Mari: *climbs up Dan's leg to sit on her shoulders, clutching at her hair* Whatcha doin,' Dan?

Dan: *smiles faintly* Tryin' out an Ask/Dare for us.

Mari: Oh. Everyone? Including Spring and the twins and Gold and Plushie?

Dan: Well, yeah. So Da-Spring and Gold are gonna be pushed out of their comfort zones. *thinks for a moment* I should probably put up an age chart, so no one's confused. I'll get on that in a moment. Well, Mari? Anything else I should probably add?

Mari: No. *slides off Dan's back, walking out of the room* I'm gonna go find Bubba.

Dan: You do that.