Slash: Great, all of my contacts have different names. Oh well.

Hey so someone renamed my contacts so I'm going to guess who you all are.
*texts that to everyone*

HilariouSLY: Hello.
Slash: Let me guess. Sly?
HilariouSLY: How?
Slash: "HilariouSLY"
HilariousSLY: Stahup with the pun!
Slash: Whoever did this says you're welcome.
HilariouSLY: ........

Howl: Hey.
Slash: Snowy?
Howl: *Howls* You can be so stupid sometimes.
Slash: .......

Magic: Hi.
Slash: Huh.
Magic: What?
Slash: "Magic"
Magic: I like it.
Slash: .........

Sexy: Hello.
Slash: Hello "Sexy"
Sexy: You're disgusting!
Slash: .......

Prankster: Hello.
Slash: Hello, "Prankster"
Prankster: I like that.
Slash: Really.

Pizza: Hello....
Slash: Are you Chica?
Pizza: How dare you?! I'll use your blood for my pizza!
Slash: I'm not a human.
Pizza: .......

B*tch: Who am I?
Slash: Who are you, "B*tch"
B*tch: What?! I'll kill you!!

foxy: Hello.
Slash: Hey there, "foxy"
foxy: I am foxy.
Slash: Really? You're Foxy?
foxy: What no!

Slangs: Hello.
Slash: Mari.
Slangs: How?
Slash: "Slangs"
Slangs: I do ship Slangs...
Slash: .......

WiredLove: Hello.
Slash: Mangle.
WiredLove: You got me.

Flirty: Hello
Slash: Hello, "Flirty"
Flirty: WHAT THE..
Slash: No cursing!

LOL: Hi! Hahahahahahahahahahha!
Slash: *facepalm*

Leader: Who am I?
Slash: "Leader"
Leader: I am your leader.
Slash: No I'm your leader! Shut up!
Leader: ....

Top Hat: Hi.
Slash: Fred?
Top Hat: .....

Nightmare: Hello
Slash: Boss?
Nightmare: Yep!

Adorable: Hi.
Slash: Ash? Cass? Cress? Bon Bon?
Adorable: I'm not a girl!

Rick: Hey.
Slash: Rick?
Rick: Close.

Bunny: Hi!
Slash: Bonnie? Bon Bon?
Bunny: I'm not saying :)

Fangslovesthis: Hi.
Slash: Gold.
Fangslovesthis: How?!
Slash: "Fangslovesthis"
Fangslovesthis: Oh yes, she does love me because I'm handsome and..
Slash: Shut up!

FangsxFoxy: Ahoy matey.
Slash: Foxy.
FangsxFoxy: *drops pirate accent* How?!-Oh crap.
Slash: XD

Sharp: Hey
Slash: Who are you?
Sharp: Guess or I'll stab you with my hook.

NBLove: Hi!
Slash: Layla or NC?
NBLove: Wait...WHAT?
Slash: NC has a crush on NB and Layla as well.
NBLove: That ugly ducking of a nightmare...
Slash: Ooookay?

Guard: Hi
Slash: You're the only "guard" so you have to be Axel.
Guard: ........

Shadows: Hi.
Slash: Shadow.
Shadows: .....

Fox: Hello.
Slash: Foxcina.
Fox: Dang it!

WolfPack: Hi.
Slash: Luna?
WolfPack: No way!

Ugly: Hi!
Slash: Who are you, "Ugly"?
Ugly: I'm not an ugly duckling!

Dat Bass: Hi.
Slash: Snap?
Dat Bass: I'm not Snap!

Partay: Hi.
Slash: Snap?
Partay: No!

Ice Cream: Hi.
Slash: Claws.
Ice Cream: Want some?
Slash: Yes please!

Rock: Hi. I'm Cass.
Slash: That was easy.

Awesome: Hi!
Slash: You're "Awesome"
Awesome: Duh.

HilariouSLY: Sly
Howl: Luna
Magic: Snowy
Sexy: Jianna
Prankster: NB
Pizza: NC
B*tch: Lash
foxy: Fangs
Slangs: Mari
WiredLove: Mangle
Flirty: TC
LOL: BB
Leader: Freddy
Top Hat: Fred
Nightmare: Boss
Adorable: Plush
Rick: Fredrick
Bunny: Spring
Fangslovesthis: Gold
FangsxFoxy: Foxy
Sharp: NF
NBLove: Layla
Guard: Axel
Shadows: Shadow
Fox: Foxcina
WolfPack: Cress
Ugly: Chica
Dat Bass: Bonnie
Partay: Ash
Ice Cream: Claws
Rock: Cass
Awesome: Snap