Me: Ahem I am back.

Ira: Dang...

Rachel: How unfortunate.

Me: Wow, I was gone and missed new years bro! Not like, a single person missed me?

All: .................

Me: Whatevs. Bel missed me, right Bel?

Bel: No

Me: Good, I missed torturing you too. Anyway, so logically, I would go back and find the dares I forgot to do over this break, but I'm lazy. Instead this will just be a getting comfortably back into an update schedule!

Me: I'll update this book on Sunday's starting....this sunday....Woooo!

Marmo: Cool

Everyone else: Booooo

Me: Oh shut up.

Natalie: Finally! Its about time! I've been dying to use my new camera and capture some footage of the things that go on in here.

Maya:It's still a faze, it isn't a problem yet.

Me: Mhm....its a problem.

Natalie: It Is Not! Plus my boyfriend Jeffery said so.

Clara: You,

Maya: Have,

Marmo: A,

All (except Natalie): Boyfriend?!

Natalie: duh. *pulls out a cake with a drawn on face*

~silence~

Me: I- Why....why did I believe you had an actual boyfriend?

Maya: we all got our hopes up.

Bel: actually-

Me: BEL.

Bel: ...........

Clara: I'm happy for natalie regardless.

Natalie: Thank you! I heard you're going out with someone now?

Clara: ah yes, you're talking about Conrad

Regina: Con-Rad?

Me: .....Is Conrad an actual person?

Clara: Of course He is. He even drinks tea with me! *smiles at tea bag sitting across from her*

~silence again~

Me: oh my god you two. Like.....Go outside....please.

Rachel: There's something not right about dating cake and a tea bag.

Me: yea everything about that is pretty bad....

Clara+Natalie: Rude!?

Me: It's Decided! I will help you to get actual significant others!

Maya: That's for the best.

Me: Exactly! Now thats all. Just saying I have a update schedule now!

Everyone (except Natalie and Clara who are sulking with "Their boyfriends"):That's all for now don't forget to ask or Dare and We'll see you next time on Ask/Dare Glitter Force Doki Doki!!!

-Bonus-

Me: I've had like three cohost bruh....

Tomo: Mhm. I was the more recent one.

Mizouka: I was cohost for like...a couple chapters. Then you ruined my life so I left.

Me: and who was the third?

All: *shrug*

Me:oh.... okay...............

Edited:

Me: OMG I Remembered.

Tomo: What?

Me: My third cohost was multiple people! They were my personalities! Krystal, Cory, whatever the rest of their names were. They went on vacation!

Tomo: soo, they'll return at some point?

Me: eventually. Unfortunately.