Kali+Pika=World Destruction
Me:Today we have multiple dares!!!
Kali:Woooo.
Crystal:Don't care unless it includes my ships.
Me:How are you two part of me again.
Kali:I'm your pink side!
Crystal:And I'm your evil ship loving side!
Me:I understand crystal. But I know I don't like pink that much.
Kali:You Do.
Me:Sure Anyway first this!!!
Natalie:*in emo corner* my poor Harold.
Me:Now his names Harold?
Clara:*also in emo corner* I was just getting used to it.
Maya:NOOOO.
Me:Ok let's go maya *puts Mask on Maya and throws her in bank*.
Twelve banks later...
Me:Guess what Maya if I were to turn you in I'd get 3 million dollars!!!
Maya:You better not.
Me:I won't Kali might.
Kali:Is it pink?
Me:No it's green.
Kali:Nope
Me:ok next Dare!!!
Me:First let's invite Pika so she can watch Kali eat Dirt!!!
Kali:*on fire with rage*
Pika:*appears*
Me:Ok now that Pika's Alice again I'll go last!!!
Group tells jokes...
Kali:*still has water in mouth*.
Me:oh here's my new one. Why'd the chicken cross the road?
All(except Kali):Why?
Me:To get to the ugliest person in the room. Knock knock?
All(Except Kali):Who's there?
Me:The chicken.
Kali:*Spits water on Pika and starts laughing*.
Pika:*mad* now I'm soaking wet.
Me:Ok you can feed her dirt!
Pika:Really YESSS!!! *takes spoon and shoves it in Kali's mouth*.
Me:*puts pink food coloring on dirt*.
Kali:Ooh it's pink *swallows* What's Next?
Me:Everyone Except you and pika has to open the door and howl like a wolf at the moon for 30 seconds.
All(except Pika and Kali):HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Me:Ok it's been thirty seconds!!!
Kali:That was cool.
Crystal:Eh.
Me:Thanks again Pika!
Pika:No problem!
Me:Would you like to close with us?
Pika:Yes.
All:Thanks again readers! Don't forget to ask or Dare and we'll see you next time on Ask/Dare Glitter Force Doki Doki!!!
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