MJ pulls a loooooong chain of pranks on Jeff send me pictures of his rage

M.J: oh, I can do that >:3 *evil giggles*

L.J: M.J you're going to die...

M.J: I already died... :p

L.J: M.J you're going to double die

M.J: well I'm still doing it!

L.J: you're an idiot...but you're my idiot..

M.J: thanks L.J *rolls eyes upward*

L.J: no problem, now go you're deathwish mission...

M.J: yeah!! *runs off and sets up a water bucket prank* Hey Jeff! Can you come here for a second??

Jeff: suuuuure...*opens his door and walks out* wait what?*looks up and gets water poured on him* AHHH MY EYES! I CANT FRICKEN RUB THEM, FUUUGE!!!

M.J:*snaps a picture the runs off before Jeff notices it was her doing* >:3 

Jeff:whoever did this is so going to die!!

M.J: *sets up a trip wire* *makes a voice that isn't hers again* Jeff! You'll never catch me slowpoke!

Jeff:*growls and runs in the voices direction*

M.J:*hides on a ledge*

Jeff:*falls over the wire and sets it off* *glue gets splattered all over him*

M.J: *tosses a few handful of PINK glitter on him, then feathers* 

Jeff: WHO IS DOING THIS?! *looks down at himself* AHH!

M.J:*snaps a picture then jumps ledge to ledge to get away from him*

Jeff: WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU ARE SO DEAD!

M.J: L.J I need some candy..

L.J: *points to a box*

M.J: thank you! *Grabs the box and sharpens the candy, then puts it in a shooter* (Lol basically something that'll shoot it out once a button is pushed) *grabs the remote for the shooter then  hides on a chandelier* JEFF BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

Jeff:*runs into the room with a pissed look on his face*

M.J:*clicks the button and candy starts to shoot out at Jeff*

Jeff: ow! Why is this so sharp?!

M.J:*snpas picture then runs off again, this time with the remaining candies/Reese's pieces, skittles, and M&Ms* hehehhehehe!*grabs a bowl and dump ship all the candies into the one bowl, then sticks a post it note on it that say 'to Jeff...'* Jeff? Can you help me in the kitchen?

Jeff:*starts stomping towards the kitchen* I won't help you whoever you, due to your pranks but i'll Sure enough beatnyou to a pulp...

M.J:*hides on top of the counters*

Jeff:*looks at the bowl and grabs a few, eats them* EW GROSS WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!*inspects the candies* whoever did this is a cruel cruel person....

M.J:*somehow tosses something outside of the kitchen to create a diversion* 

Jeff:*runs towards the sound*

M.J: that should give me some time...*grabs cupcake out of the oven and ices them with mustard* mwahahaha...JEFF GET IN HERE! *hops up on the a counter near the door*

Jeff:*stomps back into the kitchen* WHAT?!

M.J:*silent* 

Jeff:*looks at the cupcakes and takes a bite out of one* YOU ARE AN EVIL*spits out his bite* PERSON WHOEVER YOU ARE! 

M.J:*mutters* yeah I know *jumps down and runs*

Jeff:*looks at himself* I can't stay with this glitter and these feathers on me much longer...dang it I gotta take a shower...

M.J: perfect...*runs to the shower with a lifesaver candy* *unscrews the shower head and places the candy in there* hehehehe *runs off*

Jeff:*goes in and takes le shower* 

~after shower~

Jeff: why do I still feel so sticky?! *gets back in and takes another shower* still sticky! Ugh whatever...*gets dressed and walks out* UGH I'M STILL STICKY!

M.J:*snaps a picture, then runs off to set up the final prank*

Jeff:*secretly takes shower in someone else's shower, then walks away*

M.J:*sets up a bunch of Disney songs that will all start playing with one flick of the light switch (cuz why not?)* *calls for the victim*JEFF!

Jeff:*runs to the room* gah it's so dark in here...

M.J:*sits on a ledge above the fireplace(it doesn't have a fire going)* Hello Jeff, I've been expecting you...*sips tea*

Jeff: that's it I'm gonna figure out who you are, right...NOW!*flips the light switch*

*just about every Disney song starts playing*

M.J: there would have been more but I couldn't find enough devices...

Jeff: M.J I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU RIGHT AFER ALL THESE SONGS ARE OVER BECAUSE IM NOT LISTENING TO THIS!*flips the switch back off and the attempts to tackle M.J...but falls into the fireplace* oof..GRRR M.J!!

M.J:*snaps a picture* pft..*sends all the pictures*

Jeff:*grabs onto M.J's long blue hair and tugs on it...causing her to fall*

M.J: hey wha-oof!

Jeff:*cuts away some flesh on M.J's arm*

M.J:*screams out of pain* 

Jeff: *drops the knife and walks off* payback*slams the door closed*

M.J: *wraps a bandage around the cut* worth it...

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