Slenderman what are some of the worst nicknames you've ever had?

Quick A/N: lol I decided to place Masked Jester in here, i'll Leave a link on what she looks like once I post her pic!

Slenderman: well lets see, there's  Mann Fear, Dubh Schlankwald, The Pale One, and lets not forget, The White King. Seriously if you children are going to insist on nicknaming me, please give me a GOOD NICKNAME!

Masked Jester: *pops up next to Slenderrrman* lets not forget about these ones! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slenderrrrman: M.J you wouldn't dare!

Masked Jester: this IS a dare or ask room sir...

Slenderrrrman: alright, go on with it, I'm sure any of the ones you dug up are ones i'll hate anyways...

Masked Jester: *clears throat* ok, there's....Slim boy, child eater, tux twig-

Slenderrrrman: Tux TIG?! WHAT?!

Masked Jester: well....you're very slim sir..like a twig..and you wear a tux...

Slenderrrrrrrrman: *huge sigh* go on I suppose...

Masked Jester: now before I was rudely interrupted...egg head, faceless ghoul-

Slenderrrman: *picks M.J up with his tentacles*  I am your boss! I Can I interrupt you whenever I like   

Masked Jester: *pouts*

Slenderman: stop pouting and don't say things like that again..if you agree i'll Put you down..

Masked Jester: IT'S A DONE DEAL SIR!

Slenderrrman: *puts M.J down*

Jeff: well...that was fun too watch, also Slenderman get your head down here please...

Slenderrrrman: Fine, only because you said please for once...*bends down to Jeff's level*

Ticci Toby: d-don't hur-urt yours-self bending th-that-at far d-down..

Jeff: SHUT UP TOBY!

Ticci Toby: Fine Fine..

Jeff: *blows sleep powder at le Slenderman's head* (that's right it works in him!) 

Eyeless Jack: so what should we draw on him first? *opens a marker*

Jeff: just give the marker here

Eyeless Jack:*hands over the marker*

Jeff: *draws a derpy 'My Little Pony' face on Slenderrrrman* hehehe 

Masked Jester: Lol Jeff you are so dead

Jeff: yeah I know

Ben:*chuckles*

Slenderrrrman: *starts waking up* huh? Jeff?!

Jeff: EVERYONE SCATTER! 

Masked Jester&Ben: *tug E.J to a hiding spot*

Eyeless Jack:*tugs Ticci to a hiding spot*

Slenderrrrman: YOU ALL ARE DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!*goes after them*

Masked Jester: Pull harder Ben!

Ben: I liked the sound of that~

Masked Jester: I'm going to leave you for dead if you don't stop! NOW PULL!*pulls harder*

Ben:Fine...*tugs harder*

Ticci Toby: G-Guys! D-DON'T-ON'T ST-STOP-OP! HE'S R-RIGHT-GHT THERE-ERE!*grasps onto L.Js hand harder*

Everyone: *keeps running from Tux Twig*

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