Authors dares and asks are now over!

NOTICE: there IS a bit of colorful language 

I Dare EJ to ignore everyone until 12:00!(sorry x3)

Lazari: B-But...

E.J: at least I'll get some peace and quiet*coughs* M.JandherDisneysongs*coughs*...

M.J:*bi^ch slaps E.J*

E.J: heyyy!

M.J: :3

Lazari: *sighs* 

Toby:*slowly rises up from behind E.J* >:3 (we all know what's about to happen)

Lazari & M.J:*trying extremely hard not to laugh* 

E.J:*ignoring them*

Toby:*starts poking E.J* HEYYYY E.J! GUESS WHO~? *continues poking him* HEY-EY E.J! HEY E.J! H-HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! H-HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! H-HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY-EY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J! HEY E.J!

E.J: *eye socket twitches* ....

Toby:*whispers in E.J's ear* I-I will break y-you...*continues poking*

E.J:*runs to his room*

Toby: YOU C-CAN RUN B-BUT YOU CAN'T H-HIDE!

M.J: how long do you think it'll take Toby to give up or break E.J?

Lazari: three hours at least for him to break if Toby can keep up his pace

M.J: *nods*

E.J:*locks his door and sits on his bed*

Toby:*knocks on the door* 

E.J:*ignores*

Toby: a-alright f-fine...w-we'll do this th-the hard way-ay...*runs off and climbs up a tree near E.J's window and breaks into his room* s-sup

E.J: ?!! *falls on his side a bit*

Toby: heh *crawls through the window* y-you should r-r-really lea-eave that window o-open

E.J: *mutters* Great now I have to fix that window...

Toby:*takes out a small container of kidneys* c'mon E.J y-you can't i-i-ignore me f-fore-ever!

E.J:*nervous sweating*

Toby:*sits on the window sill still holding the container*

E.J: *grumbles and gets up*

Toby: paying attention now?

E.J: ....*pushes Toby out the window and grabs the container just in time*

Toby: e-eyeless b-bít-čh

E.J:*noms on kidneys happily* 

{It's totally 12:00 XD}

M.J:*knocks down E.J's door* sup mah broski?

Lazari:*standing behind M.J with a new container of fresh kidneys*

E.J:*looks at clock* noooo*slouches down*

Toby:*sitting on the ground tied up with duct tape on his mouth*

M.J: da fūćk you do to Toby? *takes out pocket knife*

E.J: he was annoying and almost made me fail the dare...

M.J: I see..*cuts Toby free and rips off the duct tape*

Toby:*girly scream*

Lazari: Hey um E.J I got you some kidneys..! I just thought you'd be hungry since you've been up here all day..

E.J: oh...yeah thanks..*takes the container and sets it down* *hugs Lazari* I'm starving actually...I almost ate Toby.

Toby: it's true! He got out his scalpel and everything!

Lazari: *giggles*

Toby: ;-;

E.J: well, the quiet was nice while it lasted..

M.J: shut up you love us

E.J: hm..I suppose I do..*ruffles Lazari and M.J's hair*

Lazari: *blushes*

New chapterrrr finally!

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