So I was recently asked this by a friend IRL: What exactly is M.J and E.J's relationship?

E.J: ok ok I knew this was bound to be asked eventually...we're just partners in crime that's really it!

M.J: I though we were friends ;-;

E.J: well I mean, yeah I guess we're friends..but we're also partners in crime..

M.J:*hanging off a tree branch* yeah basically when I first came to the mansion, Slenderman partnered me up with E.J..first E.J taught me a few surgeon skills, then we actually started killing together.

E.J: pretty much...*sips on coffee*

Sally: how come she does the stuff you ask her to do without questioning it..?

E.J:*shrugs* I always played it off as her just being kind to me...

M.J: that really all it is, the first time I did what he asked without question was because I felt bad for knocking him over on the stairs my first day at the mansion...after that I guess it became a habit...*sits up and eats cheesecake*

E.J: I do the same for her, she just never really asks anything of me...

Sally: ohhhh...

Author's friend: I always thought Author was secretly shipping you guys...

M.J:*falls off the tree*

E.J: *spits out coffee* HECK NO! Also M.J are you ok?

M.J: NO! NO! AND NO!

E.J: well now I'm just offended...

M.J: I mean I'd be fine with being shipped with you, but the problem is I don't think of you like that...never had probably never will...*shrugs and climbs back up the tree*

E.J: oh..

Sally: well it's a good thing you guys aren't shipped because Lazari x E.J WILL eventually happen!

E.J: Great you ruined the break...now we have to do one more of Authors cringe worthy dares or asks...

Author: *offended AF* well I'm sorry!

E.J: pfffffft 

Sally: *hands M.J another piece of cheesecake cuz the other one got smashed* E.J you're always so mean to author...

E.J:*shrugs*

Anyways hope that clears some fog on E.J and M.J's relationship...

Dot forget to leave an ask or dare! :)