Theodore: *puts the camera in place* The thumbs up from me!

Brittany: *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Gives us your comments. We'll answer them fast!

Simon: Hello, and welcome back to Episode 6 of our Chipmunk Podcast, where you comment down your questions or dares you have for us.

Alvin: We have another question from @Primo_Astro_JR, and it says... Oh, ho-ho! I've been waiting for this question for a looooong time.

Simon: That can't be good...

Alvin: ANYWAY, it says... "Which sibling do you dislike the most, and why?"

Jeanette: Well, you know what I say... Haters are my Motivators!

Alvin: Thanks, school counsellor. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a question to answer. I'LL go first.

Brittany: No need, Alvin. *sighs* We both know the answer to the question.

Alvin: My least favourite sibling is Brittany.

Brittany: *sarcastically* Ho-ho! What a surprise! I never could have guessed.

Simon: Care to tell us why?

Alvin: Well, for starters, she is an all-around annoying chipmunk to be around. She complains about the tiniest things like fashion and beauty. She gets annoyed at me for doing the smallest things like taking her straighteners a-

Brittany: *sits up* Wait, what? YOU'RE the one who TOOK MY STRAIGHTENERS?

Alvin: Wha- wha wha? *laughs nervously* Hehe, what straightener do you happen to be referring to?

Brittany: You and I BOTH know what straighteners I'm talking about. I only have one pair, anyway.... I knew I should've bought more!

Simon: ANYWAYS, moving on. I suppose I'LL go next.

Eleanor: We're all ears, Si.

Simon: My least favourite sibling has to be Jeanette.

Everyone: WHAAAAAT?!

Jeanette: Wait, what? Who, ME?

Simon: Alright, just kidding! Gotta put a little bit of comedy into this podcast for the viewers, right?

Jeanette: Phew! I... I thought you were being serious ri-

Simon: Jeanette, you could never be my least fav. *smiles* The sibling I ACTUALLY dislike the most... sorry, Alvin, it's YOU.

Alvin: *sigh* WHY was I expecting you to say that?

Simon: Alvin, you can't stop getting yourself into trouble - and THEN, it's all up to ME to save you from it. Also, you hijack and sabotage all my stuff, especially when I explicitly tell you not to touch!

Alvin: Are you done here?

Simon: *laughs* Well, I have much more to say about you, but we'd be here all day, wouldn't we? Let's hear from Theodore instead. I'll save my breath anyway, since you guys probably know everything else I have to say about this red rebel over here.

Alvin: Red rebel?! Oooooh, oh, I like it!

Theodore: I... I dunno I... I don't really have a least favourite sibling... I don't like to mean ab-

Alvin: Man up, Theodore! Come on, we know there's SOMEONE you hate in this room! Just spit it out. I wanna know who it is!

Theodore: It's, um, the munk who's talking to me right now.

Alvin: Oh. Maybe I DON'T wanna know who it is.

Theodore: Sorry, Alvin... I do love you and all, but... you can be a kind of annoying brother sometimes-

Simon: Sometimes??? Theodore! The guy basically takes advantage of you all the time! NOW'S the time to vent about him, and everything he's done to you.

Theodore: Well, he DOES love to trick me into doing his chores, and believing in dumb stuff... like that time Alvin Alvin tricked me he could turn trash into candy-

Alvin: Haha! Ah, yes. Good ol' days.

Brittany: Excuse me, guys. If y'all are done with ya little family reunion, how bout you guys zip ya lips so I can answer this question myself. How's that sound?

Alvin, Simon and Theodore: *salute humorously* Yes, sir!

Brittany: *eye roll* Charming. Anywho, my least favourite sibling... *taps her fingers on her thigh* Hmm, let's see... *scans the Chipmunks and Chipettes*

Alvin: Oh, come on! The silence is KILLING ME! Just say it. We all know it's me, anyway.

Brittany: Finally, something you've actually got right. Yeah. It's YOU. Wanna know why?

Alvin: *eye roll and sarcastically* Oh, I've been DYING to know.

Brittany: Cut the sarcasm, Seville, and listen up. Do you know how many times you've stolen-

Alvin: BORROWED!

Brittany: STOLE... my lipstick - for who knows what - and lost it afterwards?

Alvin: Hmm... let's see... *pretends to count on fingers and mumbles* Five, six, sev- How should I know, Britt? Do you think I count these th-

Brittany: 47 times! Okay? 47 times!

Alvin: You COUNT that? Pffffft... THAT right there is dedication.

Brittany: Also, you're always borrowing - there, I said borrowing! Happy now? - my straighteners to get the wrinkles outta your shirt. I mean, I'm sure we've ALL wanted to ask you this someday... *looks at camera* including you guys... Why don't you just use an IRON???

Alvin: Hehe, umm... anyways, moving on! Jeanette! Care to let us know your answer?

Jeanette: I gotta go with Theo on this one. I don't really hate ANY of you guys.

Simon: We know that, unlike the rest of us, you have the most caring heart. BUT, like I said to Theodore, there has GOT to be someone you like maybe even 99%, and that one last percent is filled with a teensy bit of resent or hatred... right? I mean, I'm hoping you do. You wouldn't be human otherwise.

Jeanette: Uh, I'm a chipmunk. But yeah, I get your point.

Simon: Oh, yeah. Right! I meant to say, um... oh... this is awkward. *facepalms* That's what I was supposed to say... Anyway... *clears his throat* Continue!

Jeanette: Forgive me, Britt, but... I can find you a little annoying sometimes.

Brittany: WHAT?! I need to hear your explanation for this, sweetie.

Jeanette: I'll gladly explain. Britt, you can be a bit self-centred and shallow sometimes - especially 'cause you're a massive beauty fanatic. Sometimes I feel that fashion is ALL your heart is filled with, and that's all you ever care about. You may be beautiful on the outside, but there's not much of a beautiful personality inside of you. No character... no repartee... you know?

Alvin: *whispers* Ooof... OUCH.

Jeanette: I feel like someone had to say that to you, so you knew how we felt about you from time to time. I mean, we were all thinking it, right. *turns to the camera* Maybe even the viewers felt the same way... but I guess I was the bravest one - and most stupid one - to actually say it.

Brittany: Excuse me, Jeanette?! You have the AUDACITY to call me self-centred? HUH? You-

Simon: *shouts* AND, MOVING ON! Britt, don't be mad... Jeanette was just being, you know...

Brittany: A complete and total selfish idiot?

Simon: No... honest! She's just being honest.

Brittany: *crosses her arms* Hmph! A little too honest if ya ask me.

Simon: Eleanor! Why don't YOU let us know your thoughts, huh?

Eleanor: Well, after Britt's sudden outburst, I think I'm good.

Brittany: So, uh... *puts hands on her hips* What you are TRYING to say is, you hate ME the most?!

Eleanor: Uh... hehe, no... no one said that...

Alvin: Mmm. That means yeah.

Brittany: Spit out the reason, sista?

Eleanor: With pleasure. *thinks* Umm... actually, pretty much everything Jeanette said. With a hairdryer on top.

Jeanette: *places her hand on Britt's shoulder* Britt, don't get us wrong... we love you... we always will do. It's just, you know, we said that all for the sake of the question. The fans need are honesty, right?

Simon: *clears his throat* Soooo... that's three points to Alvin, and three points to Brittany.

Alvin & Brittany: *sarcastically* Awesome.

Alvin: Well, I mean, I guess we're just the most popular outta you guys!

Eleanor: Yeeeaaaah... or the most ANNOYING.

Jeanette: *awkwardly* Ahem, anyways! Thanks for your great question. I think that's it for today!

Simon: Remember, any of you watching - or reading, haha! - this podcast is more than welcome to give us some questions or even dares, and we'll answer them all in the podcasts to come!

Brittany: As long as it doesn't affect ME, we're good. *smirks*

Eleanor: *elbows sister* Nah, sis. You signed up to this heated podcast, too, so you gotta be ready for 'em.

Simon: And let us know in the comments whose sibling dislike justification you think was most valid out of all of ours.

Alvin: Until then...

Everyone: See ya next time!

Brittany: If I don't die of anger before then...