Theodore: *adjusts camera* And... we are recording!

Eleanor: Go for it, Britt!

Brittany: *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Give us your comments. We'll answer them fast!

Alvin: Can I sing next time?

Brittany: Ugh. It's JUST a theme tune. Don't be so petty about the smallest things, Alvin.

Simon: *sniggers* That's funny coming from... YOU.

Brittany: *completely oblivious* Huh? What are you talking about?

Alvin: Riiiightttt...

Simon: *sarcastically* Oh, I don't know. Maybe just the fact that you are SO over-the-top about pretty much everything, complain about the smallest of things, and have a policy stating 'It's my way, or no way'...

Alvin: Exactly what he said. In a nutshell.

Eleanor: With a bit of sass, too.

Theodore and Jeanette: *share an annoyed look* Hello, everybody! And welcome back to the Ask & Dare the Chipmunks and Chipettes Podcast!

Simon: *facepalms* Guys! You do realise our entire conversation was broadcast to our audience, right?

Alvin: *disappointed in himself* SOOO professional. At least we all know who to blame. *stares at Brittany*

Brittany: Don't look at me! SIMON was the one who made that unnecessary comment.

Simon: Oh, so we're pointing fingers now? If so, my finger would be straight at Alvin.

Alvin: Me?

Simon: Unless you know anyone else called Alvin, yes YOU! Asking to sing a stupid theme tune lasting five seconds at max - seriously, Alvin. Grow up.

Jeanette: *shyly* M-maybe ALL of you should grow up? Quit the fighting, guys. We've got a podcast to film!

Simon: *sighs* You're right, Jeanette. Sorry guys. *turns to camera* And sorry to all of you tuning into this podcast, too.

Alvin and Brittany: Yeah! We're sorry.

Simon: So, uh, what's the question today, Jeanette?

Jeanette: Well, I'm glad you asked. It's actually... a DARE today!

Chipmunks and Chipettes (minus Jeanette): Ooohhh!

Theodore: Who from?

Eleanor: Who FOR?

Jeanette: *stares at Alvin and Brittany and laughs*

Brittany: Umm... so?

Alvin: You good, Jeanette?

Brittany: Is there something you wanna share with the class?

Jeanette: Well... quite frankly, YES. Our second comment is once again from @Primo_Astro_JR!

Theodore: *waves to the camera* Thank you!

Jeanette: *checks her phone* It says, "I dare Alvin and Brittany to spend a day with each other ONLY."

Simon: Ah, so that's why you looked at them! *turns to camera* That's an awesome dare!

Alvin: On the contrary.

Simon: *mumbles* Another sentence I wouldn't have expected to come out of HIS mouth.

Brittany: *outraged* WHAT?! Are you sure you read it right?

Alvin: *laughs* Coming from the dumb blonde herself who probably can't read third grade sentenc-

Brittany: Excuse ME? *grabs phone* Give it here, sissy. *reads dare and shouts and Jeanette* Are you joking?

Jeanette: Need I remind you that I wasn't the one who gave this dare? Kindly refrain from taking out your anger on ME.

Eleanor: Besides, Britt. It's not THAT bad. Just a day. I actually LIKE this d-

Brittany: Easy for YOU to say; you're not the one even doing it.

Alvin: A whole day with Brittany... A whole day with Brittany?!

Simon: Aaaaand, here it comes.

Alvin: HOW is it even HUMANLY possible for anyone on Earth to even spend an HOUR alone with this princess over here? Let alone an entire DAY. Let alone ME being the one doing it.

Brittany: *gasp* Hmph! Well. I could say the exact same thing about YOU, Alvin.

Simon: Well, Alvin. It might not be HUMANLY possible to deal with Britt. But, uh, it could be... CHIPMUNKLY... *laughs* I mean, after all, you are a Chipmunk...

Alvin: Very funny, Simon. I'm bursting with laughter.

Simon: Mmm. I can see.

Brittany: Do you think I want to do this, guys.

Alvin: I think you very much know the answer to that question yourself.

Jeanette: *whispers* Guys? I think this is a good time to leave the two at it.

Simon: *whispers back* Agreed! Their argument will probably last about a day anyway, so there's their dare done.

Theodore: *looks at Jeanette and Eleanor* You're sleeping round ours tonight, right?

Eleanor: Nahhh... Alvin and Brittany can stay here in your bedroom for the night. You and Simon can come to the treehouse tonight.

Jeanette: That is, if you'd like to...?

Simon: Are you kidding? Of course we'd LOVE to. Anything to spend more time with you guys, and get a break from Alvin.

Theodore and Eleanor: Okay. Let's go!

Simon, Jeanette, Theodore and Eleanor silently tiptoe out of Chipmunks' room.

Alvin: Simon, please tell me it is far from possible for any being who inhabits this earth to survive this Chipmunk... Simon... Simon? Simon?! *turns around*

Brittany: Huh. They're all gone.

Alvin: *claps* Great job, Sherlock! I can see that.

Brittany: So, uh, Alvin? We're really doing this?

Alvin: Guess we've got no choice.

Brittany: For the fans. For the commenter. For everyone out there. Anyways... What's the time?

Alvin: Time to get a watch! *snickers*

Brittany: *cocks an eyebrow, unamused, grabs Alvin's wrist to check the watch*

Alvin: *falls on Brittany* Woah! Easy there. I have delicate wrists, you know.

Brittany: *laughs* Haha! And I thought I was a princess. Time... 11:50. Great.

Alvin: *talks to himself* For the fans... for the fans... we're doing this for them... *turns to camera* You guys better appreciate this. *turns to Brittany* Ready, Britt?

Brittany: You're on, Seville.

Alvin and Brittany's Dare... commences!

PHASE ONE: The Straighteners Quarrel
Current time: 12:36

Alvin: How long have you been holding onto that?

Brittany: It was THIS MORNING! Where have you put my straightener, Alvin? Just tell me. NOW!

Alvin: Fine. I... I used it to get the wrinkles out my shirt. There. Are you satisfied?

Brittany: Now that wasn't so hard to admit, was it?

Alvin: *mutters* No...

Brittany: More importantly... *walks closer towards Alvin* Where in this dump have you put it?

Alvin: Dump? What dump?

Brittany: The one we're standing in.

Alvin: You're calling my room a dump?

Brittany: *scoffs* Is that even a question? This room LOOKS and SMELLS like a massive armpit! I'd probably need a gas mask in here for safety, you know.

Alvin: *sarcastically* Gee, thanks A LOT, Britt.

Brittany: Anyways. Back to my straighteners.

Alvin: You're not a reporter, Britt. *eye roll*

Brittany: Well... I never said I was one, did I? And anyways, BACK TO MY STRAIGHTENERS! Where are they?

Alvin: Lost 'em.

Brittany: You WHAT? *takes deep breathes* Okay... okay... let's try not to panic here...

Alvin: Speak for YOURSELF, mate. It's nothing for ME to panic about. YOU'RE the one who's a hot mess right now.

Brittany: *through gritted teeth* Where's the last place you kept them, Alvin?

Alvin: If I knew the last place they were, they wouldn't be LOST, would they?

Brittany: Don't play this game with ME, Seville.

Alvin: Back at ya, sis.

Brittany: *sarcastically* Oh, this just gets better and better.

PHASE TWO: Skateboard, Where Art Thou?
Current time: 18:45

Brittany: For the last time, Alvin. I DON'T have your skateboard! What would I do with it anyway?

Alvin: Mmm... I dunno. What DO you do with a skateboard? Maybe... maybe you, uh, SKATEBOARD?

Brittany: I MEAN, I don't skateboard. I wouldn't need it for anything. Useless block of wood on wheels. WHO would actually spend their money on THAT?

Alvin: Now you've just insulted every beginner, amateur, budding and pro skateboarder out there! *turns to camera* Guys, ignore her. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Skateboarding is AWESOME. Comment if YOU'VE got one, or can skateboard yourself!

Brittany: What category of skateboarding would you put yourself under, Alvin? Budding, or pro?

Alvin: Is that even a question? PRO, obviously.

Brittany: I'd say you haven't even got past beginner. I mean, you're always falling off the skateboard and breaking your legs all the time.

Alvin: Oh, really? Well, once we find my skateboard, how about YOU show me and the fans a couple moves of your own? Then we'll see if I really am just a beginner.

Brittany: No way.

Alvin: Exactly! I'd WIPE the skatepark floor with you, and knock you out with my superior skills.

Brittany: *scoffs* Talk about being humble. You'd brag about anything ANY day.

PHASE THREE: Goodnight, or Badnight?
Current time: 23:30

Alvin: Brittany, that's MY pillow! I can't sleep with a flat one. You and I BOTH know that.

Brittany: You and I ALSO both know that that's actually MINE. So, hands off!

Alvin: This is MY room.

Brittany: Don't try me.

Alvin: Or what?

Brittany:  Or what? I'll tell ya 'or what?'! You'll be in for a pretty rude awakening.

Alvin: What does that even mean?

Brittany: Ughhh. You're joking, right?

Alvin: Is this really the time to be learning new words, right now? It's nearly midnight; I'm EXHAUSTED.

PHASE FOUR: Snore Some More
Current time: 04:28

Brittany: *walks over to Alvin's bed and watches him snore loudly* Can you snore any louder, Alv-

Alvin: *suddenly shocked and awake* Huh? What?! I didn't do it, Dave! The mermaid princess made me do it b- *looks at Brittany* Oh. It's YOU.

Brittany: *laughs* Haha! Mermaid princess? You HAVE been watching The Little Mermaid, haven't you?

Alvin: *lying* NO! Never. That's for girls. Why would I watch it?

Brittany: No, it's not. It's for EVERYONE.

Alvin: True, but-

Brittany: Just admit it.

Alvin: *wails* Theodore made me!

Brittany: That wasn't so hard once again, was it, Alvin?

PHASE FIVE: Early Birds and Night Owls
Current time: 07:48

Alvin: *knocks on bathroom door* Why are you awake so early, Britt?

Brittany: *muffled shout from bathroom* What's it to you?

Alvin: Your electric toothbrush's so noisy, I can hear it from my room!

Brittany: Too bad then.

Alvin: It's almost 8, Britt. You waking up so early has made me awake, too!

Brittany: You KNOW what Simon always says... the early bird catches the worm!

Alvin: Since when have you EVER listened to his advice?

Brittany: Since now, obviously... *increases power and volume of toothbrush noise* Oh no... can't hear you over the toothbrush... *sarcastically* I'm SO sorry...

PHASE SIX: Battle of the Bread
Current time: 10:14

It was a showdown between Brittany's and Alvin for the last slice of toast.

Alvin: It's MINE.

Brittany: Be a gentleman, Seville, and hand it over.

Alvin: Maybe YOU could be a lady for once, and hand over to ME.

Brittany: No chance.

Alvin: Expected response.

Brittany: Exactly. So don't even DREAM of taking MY breakfast away from me.

Alvin: *outstretches his hand onto the plate*

Brittany: *outstretches her hand onto the plate*

Alvin and Brittany: It's MINE!

Dave: *appears out of nowhere and grabs Alvin and Brittany* Nope. It's mine.

Alvin and Brittany: *squeal* AAAHH! Oh, Dave! Hey, Dave!

Dave: Hey hey, guys. Oh, uh, what's this? *points to camera*

Alvin: *sarcastically* A camera.

Brittany: Don't be rude, Alvin. *turns to Dave* Well, Dave. The Munks and I have started a new podcast, where our fans ask us questions, or dare us to do things, and we do it for them.

Alvin: Yup! And if YOU want people to ask questions about you, or dare you, then you can get involved, too!

Simon, Jeanette, Theodore and Eleanor enter the room.

Everyone: It's 11:50!

Alvin and Brittany's dare... ends!

Simon: *hops onto bar stool* So, guys? *smirks* Have fun?

Eleanor: No one SEEMS hurt.

Alvin: Hurt?

Theodore: Yeah! We figured you'd probably break a leg or two.

Eleanor: Soooo... How'd it go?

Simon and Jeanette: You know what they say: time flies when you're having fun! *high five each other and smile*

Alvin: I think this podcast has gone long enough. *yawns loudly*

Brittany: Yeah. *yawns even louder and reaches over to camera and turns it off*