Theodore: *adjusts camera* Ready!

Eleanor: Welcome back to our Chipmunk Podcast!

Simon: Just a heads up, we won't be able to update as often due to school work and busy stuff coming up.

Jeanette: But we'll try our best to answer all your questions as soon as we can!

Brittany: Today's dare is from @Aaminah246, and she asks: "If you could have another sibling, what would you name them?"

Alvin: Easy! I'd want another brother, and I'd call him Alvin Jr.

Brittany: What? Seriously? Naming him after YOURSELF? So arrogant.

Alvin: Just naming my little pal after someone who's achieved big things, hehe. *wink*

Simon: Like what? Learning how to spell his name?

All: *cry of laughter*

Alvin: Come on, guys! It wasn't that funny!

Brittany: MY turn. I'll love to have a lil' sis, and I'd give her a pretty name like... Ooh, Ariana.

Alvin: *pretends to gag* BLEURGH! Such a girly name! Seriously, Britt?

Brittany: Says the one who'll name his brother after a dummy. Anyways, I'm naming her after one of my fave musical artists Ariana Grande.

Alvin: *eyes sparkle* Ariana Grande? THE Ariana Grande? Oh... my... gosh... I LOVE her! I'm her biggest fa- I mean... ahem... she's a pretty big fan of mine. No biggie.

Simon: *rolls his eyes* Yeah right.

Alvin: Oooooh... someone's a little jelly...

Simon: I'm not jelly! Uh- *clears his throat and fixes his glasses* AHEM. Jealous. I'm not jealous.

Brittany: What happened to "girly name", Alvin? *laughs*

Eleanor: I'd have a brother and call him Ashton. It just sounds like a cool name, ya know? I mean, it sorta has a ring to it.

Brittany: Eww... what?

Alvin: Yeah! For once, I'm with Britt on this one. We've already got an 'A' in the chipmunks - that's me, by the way. We don't need no more A's.

Eleanor: For once, Alvin, maybe try thinking about other people besides yourself? You should try it.

Theodore: My turn! I'd love to have twins! And I'd call them Pop and Corn...

Jeanette: P-popcorn?

Theodore: Nuh-uh! Pop and Corn.

Jeanette: Y-yeah... but that spells popcorn put together.

Alvin: Looks like someone's thinking about food again, HAHA!

Theodore: I'm hungry, okay? I need another PB and J! I'll just be in the kitchen, making another one! *runs to the kitchen*

Brittany: PB and J? *whispers* Wh-what is that?

Alvin: Come on, Brittany! You're not a true American if you don't even know what a PB and J is-

Simon: That's not necessarily true, Alv-

Alvin: When I want your opinion I'll ask you for it.

Jeanette: *sighs* It means a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, hence the PB and J. But anyways, enough about the food. Let me tell you my name for a sister.

Alvin: Oh, let me guess. You'd call her Honeybee, or Save The Environment, or Magic! *laughs hysterically*

Jeanette: *crosses her arms* Not even remotely funny, Alvin. I was actually gonna call her something simple, like Brielle.

Brittany: Awww... that's a cute name, sis!

Alvin: *mockingly* Awww! It's so, like, adorbs, and cute, and lovely flower cherries lipstick... EWW! Cut the girl talk, ladies!

Brittany & Jeanette: QUIET, ALVINNN!!!

Eleanor: "Lovely flower cherries lipstick"? Okay: there's SO much to teach you about how girls talk.

Alvin: Oh please. What is there to learn? Just put the word "cute" in every one of your sentences and... BAM! Instant girl talk.  OBSERVE. Hey, Jeanette?

Jeanette: What?

Alvin: What do you think of honeybees collecting pollen?

Jeanette: Oh, I'd love to see that! It would be really cute!

Alvin: Okay, am I right? Or am I right? Wait, don't tell me. I wanna film your reaction first bef-

Eleanor: *eye roll* I'm too tired to prove you wrong, Alvin.

Simon: I'd appreciate it if you guys'd quit this pointless argument, and let me speak.

Alvin: Go on, professor.

Simon: I'd have another brother, and I'd call him Nicolaus.

Alvin: Ugh... Which famous scientist is it named after THIS time? 

Jeanette: Ooh! Nicolaus Copernicus?

Simon: Bingo! He's a famous s-

Alvin: STOP! I've already heard about this Nicholas dude a billion times in science AND history!

Simon: It's Nicolaus... he's actually POLISH.

Alvin: And I'M actually BORED.

Eleanor: Aaaaanywho, I think that pretty much answers her question. Thanks a lot, guys, and see you soon!

Theodore: *comes running back to the living room* I've made my sandwich, guys!

Alvin: Since when has that ever needed an announcement? *eye roll*