Theodore: *adjusts lighting and camera* We are rolling!

Eleanor: And... action!

Brittany: *sings* Chip-

Eleanor: Hold on! Hold on. *adjusts camera further* Okay. Good to go, Britt.

Brittany: Ugh. *sings* Chipmunk Pod-

Eleanor: Yeaaaah... No. We've gotta cut the 'ugh' at the beginning, Britt-

Brittany: Ughhh... It doesn't matter, Ellie! I'm sure our fans don't really mind... *turns around to the canera* Right, guys?

Eleanor: *shrugs shoulders* Whatever. Let's do this. Britt?

Brittany: *sarcastically* THANK YOU, Eleanor! Finally... here we go... *sings* Chipmunk Podcast! We're having a blast! Give us your comments, and we'll answer them fast!

Alvin: *rolls eyes and mumbles* Hmph! That should've been ME singing the theme tune.

Simon: *whispers into Alvin's ear* It's just a theme tune, bro.

Alvin: To YOU, maybe.

Jeanette: Hello, fans and readers! Welcome back to our Chipmunk Podcast!

Theodore: Here you guys can comment down your questions or dares for us, and we'll answer and do 'em all!

Eleanor: Finally! After SOOO long, we have our very first question!

Theodore: Who's it from? Who's it from?! *jumps up and down on seat*

Simon: *checks his phone and clicks his tongue* Our very first question is from... drum roll, please!

Alvin: *points at Theodore* Cue drum solo!

Theodore: 🥁 *plays drums professionally*

Simon: @Primo_Astro_JR!

Brittany: Whoop!

Jeanette: Thanks, @Primo_Astro_JR!

Theodore: Yeah!

Alvin: A shout out to our first questioner!

Simon: Oh! And as a side note, it also says... Jeanette is the sweetest character!

Jeanette: *smiles* Really? Well, I think THAT'S the sweetest COMMENT. Thank you! It's great to have fans.

Alvin: Yeah, yeah, alright! We get that you're the favourite. Now, tell us the question already, Simon!

Simon: It asks: "For all of you, what's your biggest fear?"

Chipmunks and Chipettes: Oooh!

Eleanor: That's a great question. Gee, I've never really thought of that since, well, you know... I'm not really scared of much. I mean, I do LOVE horror films, after all.

Jeanette: Come on, Eleanor! Everyone's afraid of SOMETHING, right?

Simon: Let's start off with Alvin.

Alvin: *nervously laughs* Hehehe... leave the best for last?

Simon: *shrugs shoulders* If you say so.

Jeanette: In that case, let's start off with YOU, Simon!

Simon: Alright... Let's see. Ooh, ooh! Here's MY biggest fear: I very much DETEST getting a B on my tests.

Alvin: *rolls eyes* A B? A B?! You're joking, right? I'd be over the MOON if I got a C! And THAT'S wishful thinking.

Theodore: Uhhh... Simon? *snaps in his face*

Simon: Oh! Sorry, guys. I, uh, zoned out for a bit-

Brittany: Yeah, he was totally having bad grade nightmares. Weren't you, Simon?

Simon: Nooo...

Eleanor: Mmm... that's a 'yes', then.

Brittany: That's LITERALLY what I JUST said, Sherlock!

Simon: Alright. Theodore, next!

Theodore: Hmm... my biggest fear... My biggest fear is BRUSSEL SPROUTS! Bleurgh! It just makes me shudder even thinking about them.

Brittany: Weird...

Eleanor: Is there something YOU'D like to share with the class? Perhaps... YOU'RE biggest fear?

Brittany: Easy! Bad hair day... Oh, actually. Losing my best shade of lipstick- wait, no. It's GOT to be... not being invited to Amber's pool parties- or, actually-

Simon: *shakes his head* Scared of the pettiest things, aren't you?

Brittany: What? NO! It's perfectly understandable and NOT petty to have a fear of a bad hair-

Jeanette: Yeaaahhhh... No it's not.

Brittany: Alright then! What's YOU'RE number one fear, sis?

FLASHBACK - CGI 2015 Series Ep "My Sister The Weirdo":

Simon: Jeanette. Do you know what people's number one fear is?

Jeanette: *mumbles to herself* Number one fear... *speaks to Simon* Oh! Probably getting your foot stuck under a Ferris wheel..."

Simon: What? No! Why would you even say that? Never mind, never mind. Their number one fear... is public speaking.

FLASHBACK ENDS.

Jeanette: Can I say TWO?

Eleanor: Sure, go ahead.

Jeanette: I have a fear of public speaking, as you guys - AND the fans - probably all know.

Brittany: Yep. No doubt bout that, hon.

Simon: *reassuringly smiles* But, but... You ARE working on it. There's progress!

Alvin: Oh! Remember that time, Simon, when you dressed up as Jeanette and helped her gain confid-

Simon: *throws hand on Alvin's mouth* Hehe... what was that Alvin? Probably not important, right? Anyways... what's your second fear, Jeanette?

Jeanette: Second fear... probably getting my foot stuck under a Ferris wheel.

Simon: *facepalms himself* Jeanette? As much as I'd like to sympathise with your fear, and help you overcome it, the odds of you getting your food stuck under a Ferris wheel... LOW. Okay? El Oh Double You. (L O W) Low.

Alvin: Aaaanyways... Eleanor? What's yours?

Eleanor: I already told you! I don't have any gif fears.

Jeanette: And I already told YOU, everyone's scared of something. Even YOU!

Eleanor: O-o-okay. Honestly, guys, I think my biggest fear is... well, fear itself!

Chipmunks and Chipettes: *confused* Huhhh?

Eleanor: I've always been the tough one. I... I don't wanna show the soft side of me, you know? I don't want people to see me scared. I just wanna play the tough guy. And, well, if fear ever gets to me, I... I get scared. The stuff fear can do to you is frightening. I don't wanna experience fear. So, uh, yeah. That's MY fear. Yup, I know that's ridiculous so, uh, go ahead. Laugh at me.

Brittany: Sis, why would we laugh at you?

Simon: Personally, out of all our fears, I think yours is probably the most important, creative AND memorable.

Jeanette: I never realised how even fear could be something to fear.

Alvin: Pffft... neither did I.

Simon: Well, thank you for that, Eleanor!

Alvin: So, guys! I guess that's the end of-

Brittany: Hold on. Hold on!

Alvin: Ughhh... what now? The fans are BUSY, Britt. They probably ain't got more time to listen to MORE of this podcast. Unless, they do? *shrugs shoulders*

Simon: Yeah, Alvin. Isn't there something you've got to do, too?

Alvin: *nonchalantly* Ehhh... I dunno.

Simon: Fear. Your FEAR, Alvin.

Alvin: Aw, man! I was tryina avoid that! Well, guess that goose is cooked. So, uh. Lemme think. The great Alvinnie is usually scared of pretty much nothing... BUT, if I HAD to say something-

Simon: Which you DO.

Alvin: Which I DO - thank you for that, Simon - then... my biggest fear... probably would be losing my hat-

Brittany: *rolls eyes* I think by FEAR, he means FEAR? Just a guess. Not-

Alvin: If y'all have seen the episode "Mojo Missing", you'll know that my mojo is all in my hat. Without it, I'm just an ordinary talking Chipmunk! No hat, no singing voice, no basketball skills, no mojo, no nuffin'. I couldn't BARE to lose the very pression that shapes the person I-

Simon: Alvin, we've been through this already. Your mojo is INSIDE you; it's nothing to do with your hat!

Alvin: That's what YOU think, Simon! I beg to differ.

Simon: I never expected those words to come out of YOUR mouth.

Alvin: Intelligence! Another aspect of my mojo that I only get outta my hat! I can be posh sometimes, Simon.

Simon: Whatever.

Jeanette: Anyway, thanks for your awesome question! Keep them - as well as dares - rolling in.

Theodore: Let us know in the comments a few things, too:

(1) what was your favourite fear?
(2) what do you think was the most ridiculous fear?
(3) which fear do you also have/can relate to?
(4) what us YOUR biggest fear?

Eleanor: Until next time!

Chipmunks and Chipettes: Goodbye, everyone! And thanks for reading!