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This squid is so under cooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off

puppydog1030 :

Wait... What's gonna happen when Horror wakes up to our little Lusty Boi cuddling him? *Eyebrow wiggling intensifies*

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Horror:*wakes up slightly* Huhhh...?

Lust:*Cuddiling Horror still asleep*

Horror:*remembers what happened* DID WE- DO- UH- DID WE EVEN USE PROTECTION?! *blushing mess*



UnderVixen :

Well then I'm that case... I DARE CCINO TO SEND ALL OF HIS CATS TO ATTACK ALL OF THE SANSES!!!Note: He has one cat of every alternate variation of Sans, which means he has like a thousand cats. The dare said ALL of his cats.I love cats.

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Ink:OH NO

Marie:*HAVING EXTREME ALLERGIES* WHY AM I ALLERGIC TO CATS *SNIIIIFFF* I'M ALREADY GETTING SICK-

Almost everyone:*screaming out of control*

Marie:*ALMOST DEAD* I CAN'T SEE MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN

Blue and Dream:Awww they're so cute! *petting the cats*

Frisk:C'mon Chara, they're not so bad! *holding up a cat to Chara's face*

Chara:IT WILL CLAW MY DAMN EYES OUT-

Frisk:[ACT] -> [FLIRT] Maybe because they're so beautiful~

Chara:FRISK YOU'RE NOT HELPING *blushing* 

Nightmare:He's done it again... DAMN YOU CCINO!

And then the world ended because the author died because she couldn't breathe, thanks asthma! 



OWOShipper :

Cough-To all sans:how does everyone feel about me - or u can do my oc gabby-

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Everybody:ALL BUBBLE BLOWING BABIES WILL BE BEATEN SENSELESS BY EVERY ABLE BODIED PARDON IN THE BAR



bana133  :

I wish a cat would be here *pouts* (hint hint TEMMIE NEEDS TO BE HERE  

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Frisk:*GASP* YES!

Chara:FRISK DON'T YOU DARE-

Frisk:*grabs a temmie* SO CUUUUTE! >w<

Chara:*slowly walking away*

Frisk:CHARA, GO PUT ON YOUR TEMMIE JACKET

Chara:NOOOOOO

Frisk:Chara you look beautiful!

Chara:*sinks into jacket, blushing slightly*



ORIGINALSCP-095 :

Happy thanks giving!I dare cross to say: je voudrais te baiser Dream, and the translate it after (its french)

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Cross:... after what Fell had to say... I don't trust it... but fine...

Cross:Je voudrais te baiser Dream

Cross:TRANSLATION TIME!

Google translate: I would like to fuck you Dream

Cross:I feel betrayed



ankschandelm23 :

Lust can u be me father

Reper I dare u to take GENO into a closet and kiss him to get a reaction

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Lust:Sure, Horror can be a father!

Horror:WAIT WHAT- DID I GET YOU PERGENATE?!

Lust:NO HORROR, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN

Horror:... I don't know if I should be happy or sad about that...?

Lust:WHAT?

Horror:NOTHING!


Reaper:I'm good with that.

Geno:*reading*

Reaper:*GRABS GENO AND SLAMS HIM INTO A CLOSET*

Geno:R-R-REAPER?!

Reaper:*kisses Geno and winks* You're cute when you're flustered~

Geno:GET OFF ME, JERK!



papytonlover36 :

I dare Error and Ink to sit through Undertale porn for 69 hours straight. See what I did there? 68?

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Marie:I got this, ALRIGHT *pulls out a book called "Sanscest Sin and Fluff" by I_Am_A_Thing_too and throws it at Error and Ink*

Ink:What the fuck-

Error:*opens the book* WHAT IN THE HELL

Ink:OH MY GOD- WHY-

[69 hours later...]

Ink:*curled up in a ball* Just end me now...

Error:*sitting in the corner, traumatized* How can skeletons even do that...

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