
This squid is so under cooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off
Wait... What's gonna happen when Horror wakes up to our little Lusty Boi cuddling him? *Eyebrow wiggling intensifies*
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Horror:*wakes up slightly* Huhhh...?
Lust:*Cuddiling Horror still asleep*
Horror:*remembers what happened* DID WE- DO- UH- DID WE EVEN USE PROTECTION?! *blushing mess*
Well then I'm that case... I DARE CCINO TO SEND ALL OF HIS CATS TO ATTACK ALL OF THE SANSES!!!Note: He has one cat of every alternate variation of Sans, which means he has like a thousand cats. The dare said ALL of his cats.I love cats.
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Ink:OH NO
Marie:*HAVING EXTREME ALLERGIES* WHY AM I ALLERGIC TO CATS *SNIIIIFFF* I'M ALREADY GETTING SICK-
Almost everyone:*screaming out of control*
Marie:*ALMOST DEAD* I CAN'T SEE MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN
Blue and Dream:Awww they're so cute! *petting the cats*
Frisk:C'mon Chara, they're not so bad! *holding up a cat to Chara's face*
Chara:IT WILL CLAW MY DAMN EYES OUT-
Frisk:[ACT] -> [FLIRT] Maybe because they're so beautiful~
Chara:FRISK YOU'RE NOT HELPING *blushing*
Nightmare:He's done it again... DAMN YOU CCINO!
And then the world ended because the author died because she couldn't breathe, thanks asthma!
Cough-To all sans:how does everyone feel about me - or u can do my oc gabby-
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Everybody:ALL BUBBLE BLOWING BABIES WILL BE BEATEN SENSELESS BY EVERY ABLE BODIED PARDON IN THE BAR
bana133 :
I wish a cat would be here *pouts* (hint hint TEMMIE NEEDS TO BE HERE
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Frisk:*GASP* YES!
Chara:FRISK DON'T YOU DARE-
Frisk:*grabs a temmie* SO CUUUUTE! >w<
Chara:*slowly walking away*
Frisk:CHARA, GO PUT ON YOUR TEMMIE JACKET
Chara:NOOOOOO
Frisk:Chara you look beautiful!
Chara:*sinks into jacket, blushing slightly*
Happy thanks giving!I dare cross to say: je voudrais te baiser Dream, and the translate it after (its french)
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Cross:... after what Fell had to say... I don't trust it... but fine...
Cross:Je voudrais te baiser Dream
Cross:TRANSLATION TIME!
Google translate: I would like to fuck you Dream
Cross:I feel betrayed
Lust can u be me father
Reper I dare u to take GENO into a closet and kiss him to get a reaction
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Lust:Sure, Horror can be a father!
Horror:WAIT WHAT- DID I GET YOU PERGENATE?!
Lust:NO HORROR, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN
Horror:... I don't know if I should be happy or sad about that...?
Lust:WHAT?
Horror:NOTHING!
Reaper:I'm good with that.
Geno:*reading*
Reaper:*GRABS GENO AND SLAMS HIM INTO A CLOSET*
Geno:R-R-REAPER?!
Reaper:*kisses Geno and winks* You're cute when you're flustered~
Geno:GET OFF ME, JERK!
I dare Error and Ink to sit through Undertale porn for 69 hours straight. See what I did there? 68?
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Marie:I got this, ALRIGHT *pulls out a book called "Sanscest Sin and Fluff" by I_Am_A_Thing_too and throws it at Error and Ink*
Ink:What the fuck-
Error:*opens the book* WHAT IN THE HELL
Ink:OH MY GOD- WHY-
[69 hours later...]
Ink:*curled up in a ball* Just end me now...
Error:*sitting in the corner, traumatized* How can skeletons even do that...
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